If you have a larger-than-life backside, you understand how difficult it can be to admit that you struggle with someone most twinks claim they would "kill for." Having a big ass can be a full-time curse, and while your flat friends may be envious here are 10 problems anyone with a donk can relate to.
Finding a pair of jeans to hold all that ass is an all-day affair
Guys constantly assuming you're a bottom
Everyone wants to know how much you squat
People constantly grabbing it/ touching it
Having to get past people in the movie theater
People recognizing you from the behind
Sometimes a guy getting "balls deep" is more challenging than you'd like
If you're a top, your bottom will always feel threatened
People always paying attention to your back, even though you have a sizable front
Moving around gay clubs can be.....difficult.