As a human with genitals I would say, yeah, I’m a pretty big fan of sex. It makes me feel nice and afterward, I’m able to eat ice-cream under the illusion that I just worked out. However, there are a few things on this planet that are better than an orgasm. Yes, as difficult as it may be to imagine better feelings than getting off, there are! And the best part? They don’t involve hard drugs, stealing, or winning a million dollars (although this would probably be one of the best feelings in the world).

1. Paying Off Your CC Debt

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2. Being A Part of a Fandom

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3. Going On The Perfect First Date

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4. Getting A Promotion

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5. Telling Off Someone Who Brings You Down

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6. Making A Light Right Before It Turns Red

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7. Having a Car Repair Cost Less Than You Think It Will

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8. When A Boy You Really Like Texts you Back

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9. Jumping Into a Pool on a Very Hot Day

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10. (Finally) Getting Your Tax Return

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11. The Smell & Feel of Freshly Laundered Sheets

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12. Laughing So Hard You Cry

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13. That First Spoonful of Ice Cream

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14. When a Cop Lets You Off With a Warning

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15. A Hot Shower After an Intense Gym Session

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