4 Reasons to Hook Up with a Nerd

Article written by Kendra Beltran

Thanks to more than a few teen movies, nerds got so much shade tossed their way that many were left out in the cold when it came to love. Thanks to the resurgence of a few comic book movies you may have heard about, those who once roamed the aisles of comic book stores are no longer pariahs. Thank fucking gawd because when it comes to dating, you can never go wrong with a bonafide nerd. Take it from me, all those '80s movies were wrong. They aren't always timid guys who don't know their way around the human body. And that's just one of the many reasons why dating a nerd is so worth it.

1. Underestimated potential

While movies based on comic books have become the norm, there are still some negative associations with being a nerd. The biggest being that they're all virgins. First off, have you seen how many people attend those conventions? There is sex going on everywhere. So it would be unwise to assume that just because they are a nerd means they know nothing about human anatomy and yup, great sex. Take it from someone who's had their fair share of nerds. They are packing and fucking fantastic. Maybe it just comes naturally to them, or every time they get into bed with someone they're fucking not just for themselves but for every nerd who's ever been sexually underestimated. Either way, nerds are unexpectedly fabulous!

2. Passionate

If you have ever met a hardcore nerd you know how passionate they are about whatever it is they love. Whether it is comic books, horror movies, toys - they are all about it. They spend hours reading about it, learning the ins and outs, and even more time online talking about it with others who are just as into it as them. So in turn, that passion could be translated to you when you date them. Just do not touch their figurine collections or the whole thing is off. Back to them and you, anyone who can be that into something can very well be that into someone.

3. Into That Freak Shit

Not all nerds are like this but if you happen to find yourself talking to a guy who is really into anime, chances are he may be a freak in the sheets... if you catch my drift. If you don't, just Google "yaoi" and take a look for yourself. It can seem weird if that's not your thing, and it doesn't have to be. But keep in mind that if you hook up with a nerd, they may very well try and bring that over the top freak shit in the bedroom so be prepared for a wild night. It’s not just the type of porn they’re into. They may also be into cosplaying during sex. You know, role playing but instead of doctor and patient, you’re a Pokemon or something. Yeah, it can get weird but hey...

4. Loyal As Fuck

This sort of goes with the passion, but here we're not talking about sex. I know, it is not always about that though. When we say they are loyal we mean that in a committed way. Die-hard fans will do anything and everything for the thing they love, and when that thing becomes you, don't think for one second that they're not going to transfer that loyalty to your relationship. Which at the end of the day, isn’t that what we all want when it comes to love? Someone that thinks we are the center of their superhero universe?