5 Essential Items For Every Hoe Kit

Article written by Rahmel Reid

They say luck favors the prepared. And we’re not just talking about a clean, douched ass (although that is kind of important). When you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready. But what happens before or after the actual sex takes place? Sex that you weren’t anticipating, so you’re certainly not prepared for it. Maybe you have to use spit or there’s a huge mess left behind. You didn’t swallow so now maybe there’s cum all over you or on your clothing. How do you handle such a situation? Well, one of the best ways to stay ready for sex… A Hoe Kit.

That’s right, a kit that you carry on the daily for those fantasy moments when spontaneity and nature collides. As a native New Yorker, who happens to be very sexually active - I had to learn the hard way. But I don’t want my fellow fellas’ to have to figure things out for themselves. That’s why I’ve put together this list of 5 Essential Items for Every Hoe Kit.

Condoms

I mean, this one is a no brainer. Safe sex is highly encouraged if you are sexually active but there’s no shaming here! If you engage in bareback sex, I recommend getting on PrEP and to be regularly tested for STI’s. But even if you choose to go raw, you never know what your spontaneous partner prefers so it’s nice to have some rubbers packed anyway.

Lube

Sure, spit is hot in porn movies but in real life? It’s a bit of a mess. A little travel size tube of your favorite lube will make the situation a lot slicker. Penetration (with or without a condom) will be a lot more comfortable for all parties involved. If you’re worried about the size of your kit and don’t want it to be bulky, lubrication packets would be the best solution for you.

Poppers

If poppers are your thing (be sure to read the warning signs on poppers and use with caution), then you definitely want to throw some in your kit. Spontaneous sex or even sex on the go usually doesn’t allot a lot of time for you to get it in. Sometimes you need to be lubed up and ready! Poppers will definitely help you to relax and become uninhibited.

Wet Wipes

Talk about an essential item. Sex can get very messy. If he likes it sloppy… there’s usually a ton of lube and/or spit everywhere. If you’ve sucked dick or ate ass - now you have that persons scent on your face. Or maybe you find yourself having to wipe your hands or genitals off with your clothes, because there’s no hand towel available. Wet wipes just makes that clean up much easier and way more efficient. I recommend getting a good scented wipe.

Mouthwash

I mean, do you really want to go back to the office or meet friends for dinner with dick breath? Sex has a particular smell (and so do people), so after you’ve licked that ass or sucked that dick, you might want to just give your mouth a swig of some mouthwash. You just got “dicked” down or busted your nut AND you have super fresh breath? Man, that’s a great feeling. Again, if you’re concerned about bulky hoe kits… travel size items are available but my personal favorite is mouthwash strips (there are several brands that make these).

I’ve found that these items have kept me ready to seize any hoe opportunity that may present itself. Now, obviously you can personalize your kit (depending on your hoe level and personal preferences). Maybe you want to throw in a cock ring. Or maybe a mini dildo so you can warm yourself up. Whatever will help you to feel comfortable and not anxious, you should throw it in your kit.

The “hoe kit” can be a small make-up bag or a regular travel bag, really any type of bag that is small and durable. The goal is to keep it sleek and not bulky, that way it doesn’t feel like an inconvenience to carry around. You can throw it in your book bag or keep it in the glove compartment of your car. And this way, when you take it into the showers at the gym no one knows the difference!

And just for the record, there is nothing wrong with being a hoe! Embrace your sexuality and own it.