5 Reasons Why Bulges Are Even Sexier Than Naked Dicks

When it comes down to sheer sex appeal, what is more titillating to the eye? A beautiful, bare and glorious cock... or a fat and sultry bulge bursting from a pair of tight undies? We are here to make the case for the latter. Obviously this is a sort of chicken and egg situation; one cannot have a bulge without the cock beneath. But let me persuade, perhaps, to next time keep your undies long a bit longer and take your sweet time to ogle the next bulge in your life.

1. The Anticipation

For so many things in life, the build up and the anticipation are much more exciting and ultimately, enjoyable, than the final thing. A bulge represents possibilities. It gets the imagination going, and it drives me wanting to see what's inside.

2. The Mystery

Is it hard? Is it soft and already that big? Is he stuffing his pants with a sock? Is he happy to see me? Is he an exhibitionist? A bulge is a mystery that poses my questions, and by golly, we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

3. The Tease

Bulge-lovers know that it's all about the art of the tease. Next time you're taking clothes off in the company of another man, spend a little extra time with the undies on and compare bulges. Sometimes, a little over the pants play is just what the doctor ordered. So close, yet so far away. It drives one wild with desire.

4. Bursting Out

There's just something sexy about a cock that is so big and throbbing that it can barely be contained. When a man is hung and horny and that his bulge is in full view of the world, well... we're here for it.

5. Undies Look Better With Bulges

But most importantly, our undies just aren't complete until you put a bulge inside them. Boxers, briefs and jocks all just look better when there's a delicious fat dick inside. Go figure!