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Failing to perform in bed can be a tough pill to swallow. Sometimes your dick just doesn’t feel up to you, regardless of whether or not the bone-to-be is attractive. It’s easy to jump to dramatic conclusions about impotence or no longer being attracted to a loved one, but worry not! Periodic erectile dysfunction happens to the best of us. So if your soldier refuses to salute, don’t freak out. It’s probably just one of these common reasons why you can’t get hard:

1. Stress and Anxiety

The biggest cause of a stubbornly floppy cock is stress and anxiety. If you can’t focus on anything except your worries, then you won’t be able to focus on sex. Eliminating unnecessary stress in your life will do wonders for your erection. Practice some self-love, and making love will come more easily.

2. Too much sex

Another thing to consider is how often you’re having sex. If you’re revving up for your sixth tussle of the day and can’t get hard, maybe just try waiting until tomorrow you excited little bunny, you.

3. Porn addiction

Similarly, watching too much porn can make getting aroused by a real physical human more difficult. If you find yourself developing new fetishes and masturbating too often, maybe cut back on the porno. At the very least, start jerking off to less extreme types of porn. Recondition your brain to be attracted to real people, and the boners will follow.

4. Unhealthy lifestyle

If you’re smoking cigs, eating junk food, and never exercising, then your body is not going to be operating at 100% capacity. Your cock is part of a machine that needs to be well-lubricated and maintained. It shouldn’t be a surprise than an unhealthy lifestyle will affect your genitals as well.

5. Drugs / alcohol

Ah, the infamous whiskey dick. It’s no secret that trying to fuck after a night of partying can be a somewhat daunting task. If you’re not sober enough to determine which of his three anuses is the real one, odds are you penis is gonna have some trouble staying on task. Have sex sober and cut out the boner-stealing toxins.

6. Lack of intimacy

Some guys can only get it up if there’s some oxytocin at play. If you have trouble getting aroused during hookups with randos, then maybe just try to get to know him first. Sex with someone you know is usually better than a stranger, so maybe your dick just needs a little foreplay. Coax him out to play, and he'll come when he's ready.
Of course, if none of these explanations seem to elucidate your erection issues, (you should consult a doctor) then there is always the possibility that you’re just not attracted to him . After all, there’s only so much that you’re penis can do. You gotta meet him halfway.

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