5 Shapes of Cock You'll Encounter

Article by Cory Wright

Dicks come in all shapes and sizes. Some of us, love what we have while others may not be as confident. Lemme start by saying that there is no reason to be embarrassed by what’s dangling or not dangling between your legs no matter who says what. And as we’re men, some of us have preferences. I’m not gonna get into all the issues that can come up because of preferences. I’m just here to talk about shapes of dicks. Not types. (And there are only four types) So let’s go:

PVC Pipe Cock

Uniform from start to finish. You know what to expect from top to bottom, pun intended. Consistent girth. Best sex position: Bottom on top bouncing for dear life or doggy, although most positions work for this guy.

Eiffel Tower Cock

Big at the base and rounds of more narrow at the tip. More girthy at the base and working its way into a manageable top at the tip. Best sex position: Missionary with bottom’s knees next to his own face or reverse cowboy.

Boomerang Cock

Also called the banana. A mighty curve to the left, right, or down. Gets to the p-spot. Any girth with a typically longer length. Best sex position: Depends on the direction of the curve, but generally bottom’s legs over the shoulder holding himself up while top is standing.

Salami Cock

Above average girth or length. Slight curve. Tip of the head may be smaller, but only a little. Best sex position: Spooning or doggy.

Kielbas Cock

Different from the Salami, this one is short and stout. Best sex position: Bottom in downward facing dog.