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Article by: Kendra Beltran

The only freaks in this world are those who don't engage in a little porn viewing every once in a while. It's 100% natural to get all hot and bothered by it. See, we even live in a world where those into large, hairy men can get their rocks off just as easy as those into hairless twinks masturbating while tickling someone's cock. Variety is the spice of life!  That is what life is all about. What's weird though are the plots that surround the action.

Does one really need to build up to sex? We've all hit those two tiny right-facing arrows to get to the goods and then hit his neighbor to repeat certain scenes that were just that tantalizing. The plots are almost always as ridiculous as what comes out of 45's mouth on a daily basis, but at least with porn, you get some sort of reward. Nevertheless, here are some of the craziest porn plots we've ever seen!

Sinking the 8 Ball

I'm no expert when it comes to the game of pool but it usually doesn't have that much sex, right? These guys are putting way more than the typical balls on the table when a game of pool turns into an all-out sexcapade between four hard bodies who have their pool sticks ready to play more than a few rounds.

A Priest's Confession

It's not a surprise to see a priest having sex with a man. What is shocking is that it's with someone of age. What?! Don't even. We all know what the Catholic Church has been hiding for years! Nevertheless, it's still pretty wild to see a "man of the cloth" taking it from behind.

Cartoon Bangs

Let's not judge those who get all hot and hard over animated anal. We all have our thing and if that's yours...well, more power to you but still. You've got to admit that it's a little weird. Again, no judgment but really? This one starts out as innocent as your typical episode of Spongebob, except with more wolf dick than we're used to on Nickelodeon.

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One Erection

One of the reasons slash fanfiction exists is because of boy bands. Long before Directioners were fantasizing about Harry getting his ass eaten by Niall, fangirls and boys were penning tales of JT fucking the shit out of Nick. Oh, to be young again! Anyways, One Erection takes the backstage antics of once upon a time boy band One Direction and adds way more blowjobs than one could have ever imagined going on between them.

Euro Real Estate Broker

We have all watched our fair share of House Hunters, but none of the real estate agents have ever acted like this. He really goes the extra mile to make the sale and we're not talking about getting the price point down. One second he's showing you the bathroom and pointing out the fixtures and the next he's showcasing all the spots perfect for jerking off. That is one thing that perhaps real estate is missing. A guide to where to masturbate and fuck in your new home. Perhaps this video will lead agents down a whole new path.

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Gay Furry Takes Monster Cock

You would think one wouldn't be surprised by what was to come from the title but low and behold, you are. One is never quite prepared to see an animalistic sex scene far from the dark web but here we are. Props to the Growl Boys for their alternative, geektastic approach to fucking but wow. This is like if Animorphs was NC-17.

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