Article written by Kendra Beltran

Fucking in your bed can get well, a little stale after a while. So for those who want to take advantage of getting it on anywhere but the expected, look no further than your own house. Yes, it can be thrilling to fuck at the club or to sneak a quickie in at the beach, but there is a myriad of places at home you can fuck on and in that are not your bed that are sitting right there - just waiting for some action! Take a look at these places to fuck at home that are not your bed and try one new locale out tonight!

Kitchen Island

No one can deny that a kitchen island screams fancy-ass home, so those with one need to take full advantage of that area in their kitchen and get their freak on right on top. It is a wide space that can hold the weight of two grown-ass people, so why not? Plus, it would be an easy area to clean up afterward. Plus, hasn’t everyone fantasized about being picked up and tossed around the kitchen while wearing nothing but an apron?

Backyard Patio

If you have the luxury of having an outdoor area, use that shit wisely. Wisely as in, fuck any and every time you can in your backyard. Just as long as no one can see in because you do not want to give your neighbors anything to complain about. Karens, am I right? So if your patio is not see-through and you’ve always wanted to fuck in the great outdoors without having to deal with the whole camping thing, go for it!

The Pool

Those with a pool that have not fucked in it yet...what are you waiting for? Especially on those hot days when you do not even want to bother wearing clothes in the house and can hop in your pool. You are already naked, just take it a step further and have some real fun in the sun. This goes for jacuzzis as well, another outdoor water spot that lends itself to a great fuck location.

The Shower

Fucking in the shower is something that I think can only work great if you are hooked up with a shower that either has a showerhead dead center on the ceiling, or you have multiple showerheads because one does not cut it. One showerhead leaves one person freezing outside of the water no matter what position y’all get yourselves into. So while I’ll recommend the shower to fuck, just make sure you have the right shower.

Living Room

Not enough people fuck in their living room. Perhaps that is because we think of that as a communal space - even when we don’t have that many visitors. However, that is your space, so do not leave it out of the sex spot rotation.

Home Gym

Pornos set in the gym can be wonderful, but in reality fucking in a public gym is the wrong kind of dirty. So if you have a gym set up at home, live that fantasy out all the way. Fuck on the bench, get sweaty on the yoga mats, bend your partner over on the treadmill (while it is off, please!), and just go wild with the options your gym gives way to.

Laundry Room

The laundry room does not get enough love if you ask me, and that should change. Imagine getting drilled with the rocking of the dryer helping the motion of your sexcapades. Yeah, that alone has the power to drive more and more people to fuck amidst that week’s loads of dirty clothes.

May 05, 2021 — Andrew Christian
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