7 Gift Ideas For The Man Who Has Everything

Article written by Maya Vukovska

When you struggle with the idea of what gift to pick for your boyfriend’s birthday, and you ask him what he'd want, you'll probably get the answer, “Don’t bother buying me anything, really!” You feel relieved, but then, when you show up at the party empty-handed, you can read the disappointment in his eyes. When are you going to read between the lines, bro, and realize that "No" actually means "Yes!" So, when it comes to your needy boyfriend don’t take any chances, and even though he already has everything, you still can surprise him with a well-thought-out gift. Remember that gifts are a unique love language - they can communicate affection and careful consideration even more than words. And hopefully, he'll get the message.

Еrotic Gay Art Print

I personally recommend the works of Nikita Ryan - a London-based artist and writer whose art celebrates the male body and gay sex. The guy's drawings resemble frozen shots from porn videos, only transformed into an exquisite, tasteful art form. Similar works like his are available as prints, T-shirts, and greeting cards. So, if your boyfriend doesn’t still live with his parents, a print of “Satyr №1” or “Morning Quicky” on the wall will add an exciting erotic touch to his bedroom setting.

Cryotherapy Session

А gift card to a beauty salon for someone as foppish аs your boyfriend will be a cliché. So why not offer him a far more unconventional experience instead? What about cryotherapy? You get into a box inside of which your body is subjected to freezing or near-freezing temperatures for a very short period of time. It may sound like Medieval torture, but it’s, in fact, nothing of the sort because you don’t feel any pain. Apart from helping repair tissue damages, the treatment is said to rejuvenate the body. This makes it a perfect gift for those who intend to live forever or at least die at a very old age looking their best.

Double-Ended Dildo

Whenever I am in a relationship, I have a tendency to give my SO a gift that I can also benefit from. We’re talking dinner for two at a fancy restaurant, a toaster, new tires for his KIA that I am also driving, things like that. Following that train of thought, I’d say that a perfect gift for a boyfriend that’d also serve your own needs would be a double-ended dildo. I mean, sometimes you both want to bottom, right? The good people working within the sex toy industry have taken care of your needs. Buy your boyfriend a 18-inch double-header in whatever color you think he prefers and enjoy a ten-star cheek-to-cheek sexual experience.

Gay-Only Hotel Vacation

The sky is the limit here - from Fort Lauderdale to Barcelona, and from St. Petersburg, Florida to Nice, France. But, of course, it is your budget who sets the sky's limit.

Virtual Cooking Class with Gordon Ramsey

It may be a hackneyed stereotypical assumption that most gay men are gourmands and good cooks, but if that is indeed the case with your boyfriend, why don’t you surprise him with a virtual cooking class with the one and only Gordon-fucking-Ramsey? You’ll be giving him a unique opportunity to learn from a culinary master, only without all the yelling and throwing food in your face drama that we’ve seen on TV. The multiple-star Michelin chef’s lessons will teach your wanna-be-chef boyfriend everything he needs to know - from buying the right ingredients to prepping, cooking, and plating the food that will wow everybody who tastes it.

Fuck-Me Candle

If you want to give him something inexpensive and naughty at the same time, buy him one of those scented candles with funny texts on, like “When this candle is lit, gimme that dick”, or “Light me when you want to fuck.”

If nothing works for your guy and he is still not satisfied (and I don’t mean sexually), book him on a…

Round-Trip to Mars

Well, it’s a little pricy ($100,000), but on the brighter side, he’ll be literally gone out of this world for seven solid months. Can you already see him giving the poor Martians a hard time?

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