If you’re like most men, you masturbate frequently. Almost every day, probably. For many, it’s a regular routine. After years of masturbating, your dick is probably used to having it done a certain way. If you watch a lot of porn, sometimes it can be hard to get off without it. All the more reason to change things up. Here are a few tips on how to do just that.

1. CHANGE UP THE PORN.

via GIPHY We all have our go-to porn sites and videos that never let us down. But sometimes we forget that there’s a whole universe of different kinds porn that we haven’t yet explored. Never been into S&M? Why not check it out? Haven’t tried glory hole porn? Give it a try. You might start getting into something you never thought you’d like.

2. USE TOYS.

via GIPHY If you’re able to shell out a few bucks for a toy, try a pocket anus, a flashlight or a dildo. Your dick will appreciate the new sensation. If money isn’t an issue, there’s also lifesize male dolls available. Can’t afford toys? Make your own -- you can use pillows, the space between mattresses, or pay homage to “Call Me By Your Name” with a nice plump peach.

3. LEARN NEW TECHNIQUES.

via GIPHY There’s more than one way to stroke your dick. An old web resource called Jackinworld offers a useful glossary of different techniques such as “Rosie Palm,” “Hump Your Boat,” and “Boy in the Bubble.”

4. CIRCLE JERKS.

via GIPHY Get a group of guys together for a big circle jerk. One of you can volunteer to be the one that everyone cums on. Be sure to keep it to jerking only, as a circle jerk is not the same as an orgy. The great thing about circle jerks is that you can be creative as a team; teamwork makes the dream work.

5. STOP MASTURBATING FOR A WEEK.

via GIPHY When you jerk off a lot, your dick gets used to it. Take a break for a week. It’ll feel amazing. Don’t think you can go without it for a week? Ask some buddies to agree on a pact with you (yes, just like that infamous Seinfeld episode).

6. FIND A NEW LOCATION.

via GIPHY If you always jerk off in your bedroom, try the kitchen instead. Or the living room. Hell, what about your roommate’s room (when he’s not home)? Some might suggest public places such as a park or department store restroom, but be careful if you’re going to take that risk.

7. STOP AND START (AKA “EDGING).

via GIPHY When you get close to cumming, stop, slow down and start again. Keep doing this for as long as you want. When you finally explode, it will feel amazing.

8. TAKE A BREAK FROM PORN.

via GIPHY Our brains can get accustomed to watching porn every day to the point where it’s hard to go without it. Consider taking a week or two off to reset your brain’s pleasure response. You may find that your dick will feel renewed.
August 16, 2018 — Andrew Christian