A Basic Guide to Sex Toys For Horny Guys

Article written by Maya Vukovska

People have been using objects for pleasuring themselves since forever. You won’t read it in a school history book but we know for a fact that sex toys date back 28, 000 years! Archeologists have found ancient phalluses made from stone, leather, wood, and even dried camel dunk! The term “dildo” was coined much later – around the year 1400 AD – it originates from the Latin word “dilatare”, which means “open wide,” and the Italian “diletto” for pleasure. Dildos are equally enjoyed by men and women, straight, gay, bi, non-binary. When it comes to getting powerful orgasms, you can unleash your imagination and try different sex toys, which, fortunately are not being made from dried animal shit anymore!

Here are our suggestions for enjoyable, yet not expensive sex toys.

Unorthodox self-made goodies

I once talked to a guy who claimed no vibrator was powerful enough to give him a cosmic orgasm. Оr any orgasm, really. So, he started experimenting with different devices, such as flask shakers (like those used in the chemical laboratories) and orbital sanders. By putting the neck of the flask onto the penis and moving it up and down rapidly, he said he managed to cum in seconds. He also found out that if you place your penis on a table and apply the sander on top, you get an excellent vibrator. You just need to remember to remove the sandpaper first! He didn’t report any injuries when trying these self-made sex toys, so I guess they are pretty safe. However, I’d rather recommend the good old AC merchandise!

Accessorize the cock

Not without a reason, they are considered the best male sex toy ever. They are great for both masturbation and having sex with a partner. Their greatest benefit is that they slow blood flow and prolong the feeling of arousal, which results in powerful orgasms. What’s more, they can take anal play to a whole new level. From simple ribbed ones to multifunctional cock & balls ones, the rings can perfectly fit in your jeans’ back pocket for whenever the occasion to use them presents itself. And when in an especially festive mood, you can also opt for glow-in-the-dark items.

Rock the hole

Before you haven’t tried a prostate massager, do not jump to conclusions that it cannot be as good as fingers, a dildo, or a real cock. If applied correctly, the vibrations from the toy can be felt all over the body, even in the nipples and the back of your throat!

For even better results, you can use it with a partner: while he’s giving you a BJ, slowly insert the vibrator into your ass, and try to reach your prostate gland. The combination of the two sensations is going to feel like an explosion.
The massagers can come a bit pricey but with some good research, you can find items that cost no more than $30. And you can always use your electric toothbrush as a substitute!

Pump up the volume

Оne of the most affordable sex toys on the market are penis pumps. Contrary to the common belief that they are used mostly by guys with erectile dysfunction, these devices can do miracles for any dick. And one’s ego, too! They are the preferred secret “weapon” for increasing the size of the penis and keeping it fat and hard for hours. When you start pumping, the air is sucked out of the device, the blood fills the blood vessels in your cock, thus making it bigger and harder. Your partner will love the sight of this monstrous bulge in your pants, and, needless to say, when you slide it into his ass, he’ll get this feeling of complete fullness that he’s probably never experienced before.

Encage the monster

I am not rediscovering the wheel when saying that orgasm denials increase the sex drive and unleash sexual fantasy. Guys who like being the submissive partner in an S&M sensory play report that using cock cages reinforces their kinky mindset that they are in an inferior position. Plus, the persisting thought of being denied the liberty to get off only makes them hornier. If you are prone to experiment with chastity, I recommend borrowing one from a friend first as they are not exactly the cheapest sex toy, especially those made of silicone. However, a relatively cheaper metal cage can do the exact same job, only without the unpleasant feeling as if your cock’s been wrapped in a duck tape.
The only catch when using chastity cock cages is to remember to sit down when you have to pee!

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