The boys are all talking.
They call you old and scraggly!
They claim Electra has got me!
Why are they so mean to us, Daddy?
Sure, I've got issues
but they're in check--not amok!
You're more to me, lover
Than just a Dad I'd Like to Fuck.
Our difference in age
May be as big as your dick,
And the dispersal of funds
But I tune out that noise
'Cause we'll be together for life!
I don't need those dumb boys.
I've got you, the kids, and the wife!