Article written by Kendra Beltran

Winifred Sanders has exited the building and Mariah Carey’s playing 24/7. That can only mean one thing, the holidays are among us. So it’s time to make those lists, check them twice, and find out which naughty people in your life are getting extra gifts this year and which people are getting gifts for just being well, extra. No matter who’s in your life, we have a gift for 99% of them!

Daddy Brief
Grab a pair of these Almost Naked briefs for the special daddy in your life, or drop a hint to that special someone you’d love to call daddy when the lights go out.

Training Jacket
You can never leave your gym rat friends out in the dust. Make sure they can keep on keeping on with their routines in this mesh training jacket.

Sexy C-Ring Harness
If you have someone on your list that likes to go the extra mile in all aspects of life, then this harness is the perfect gift for them.

Rainbow Pride Palette
For those in your life who live to stand out, a makeup palette that is meant to be seen.

Trophy Boy Lube Rocket XXL
If you can’t get your best friend a lube rocket, are they even your best friend?

Snow Sheer Boxer
Let it snow, let it snow, let it fucking snow with these sheer boxers from Almost Naked. If you’re not going to give these to some this holiday season, at least pick up a pair for yourself because everyone deserves to look this good in a snow fantasy ensemble.

California Collection Sweatpants
If you can put more gray sweatpants out there in the world, then you’re doing good work and will be blessed.

Slick Zipper Mesh Tank
Talk about a gift that comes with versatility. This mesh tank could be used just as much in the comfort of someone’s bedroom as it could on a night out partying until 3am.

Gem Lattice Thong
A gorgeous Almost Naked lattice thong for those who aren’t afraid to display their jewels and then some.

Muscle Dust Body Glitter
You could pick up more than one of these body glitters and use them as the best stocking stuffers!

Shock Jock Brief
Is there someone on your list that has been hinting at wanting more bulge? Then look no further than these Shock Jock briefs that have a male feature cup!

Leopard Jogger Shorts
Anyone else living for these Lisa Frank-looking jogger shorts?

Slick Skinny Pants
When you’re still in your emo phase but also want to look hot as fuck, these skinny jeans are it.

Queer Necklace
Everyone loves jewelry this time of year!

Progress Pride Mesh Brief
If you have a millennial on your shopping list, chances are they are going to love and appreciate these mesh briefs from Almost Naked for their total nostalgia feel. They’ll remind them of all the times they scribbled their crush and their name together in their ‘Goosebumps’ notebooks.

December 07, 2021 — Andrew Christian
Tags: Listicles