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Since the beginning of time, anal sex has been the gold standard of erotic physical intimacy for gay men. Recently however, it seems like a lot boys are beginning to wise up to the tea that blowjobs could be the new go-to of gay sex, with anal demoted to being an exotic, novel adventure. For me these days, an increasingly great percentage of my sperm just ends up in mouths (but maybe that’s just the cock-crazy boys in my social circle ;))

Here’s some tea too hot to even touch: anal sex only became the standard because of heteronormative, cultural forces influencing the sexuality of gay men. Think about it: we don’t owe it to straight people to make our sex visually resemble theirs in its basic choreography. The gay penis has no parameters or restraints; it is bound to no oppressive, singular hole. Deconstruct this cultural programming, and you can freely cum anywhere you want! ;)

Okay, don’t get me wrong--I completely enjoy anal sex, but increasingly I’m just choosing instead to indulge in a blowjob, and here’s why you should too.

First of all, it’s way more intimate. There’s nothing like staring into each other’s eyes as you fully immerse yourself into the sight, smell, texture and taste of your partner’s penis. You can explore every nook and cranny of that whole neighborhood. Again though, that isn’t to say the view from behind isn’t also good enough for a postcard, but it just can’t compare to the full, intimate sensory experience of a blowjob.

Additionally, a blowjob can happen anywhere and anytime without notice, while anal sex requires planning way in advance. Any spontaneous romantic moment can be converted into a blowjob in mere seconds. And I think we all know a few bottoms who could seriously benefit from a secretary to schedule all their maintenance. Forget about all that and go fellatio! ;)

Most importantly though, blowjobs are just fun as hell. They’re quick, mutually gratifying, and they clean themselves up. ;) So next time you find yourself twenty minutes late, squatting over a bathtub with a fire hose up your ass, just suck his dick instead! ;)

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