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Auld Schlong Syne

Posted on December 27, 2017 by Andrew Christian

It's been quite the year. 2017 was unquestionably rife with tumult, turmoil, and incomprehensibly surreal horror. But with the chime of the new year bell, that's all finally behind us. So in these final moments of this sick joke of a year, don't ruminate on the shit. Instead, take stock of all the quality schlong you've enjoyed this year and all the old friends attached to said schlongs. ;) As the song goes:

Is thy sweet Heart now grown so cold,
That loving Breast of thine,
That thou canst never once reflect,
On old schlong syne?

;)

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