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My legs may be lanky, arms hairy and gangly,
My breath always stanky, my hair often tangly

My belly? Flabbily. My gums? Gingivitis.
My skin? Hard and scabbily. I don't hear right--tinnitus

I may have no passion, no charm, and the face of a pug
(I'm generally unpleasant and considered a thug)

But you tell me you'll love me until the day that you've croaked
Because I've got big strong man hands, and you love to be choked.



Be sure to fill your own hands with one of our Designer Fans.

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