Article written by Sam Machado

The best part about being in a relationship on Halloween is that you finally have an excuse to wear a couples’ costume! After all, there are lots of famous male duos who are obviously gay couples. Then there are other popular duos who- at the very least- have sexual tension between them. Either way, here are some Halloween costume ideas for anyone who wants to have fun with their partners this year!

Adam and Steve

We’re all familiar with that dumb phrase, “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!” Well, here’s an excuse to make the haters look stupid! For this Halloween costume, both of you can be naked except for a plant on your dicks. Whoever is playing ‘Steve’ can have a fake snake around his shoulders and hold an apple. Not gonna lie, this sounds pretty hot...and creative!

Batman and Robin

The famous superhero duo who needs to finally fuck….one of you can be the caped crusader and the other can be the sidekick who’s clearly the bottom. All you need is the Batman costume and then some tiny shorts that will show off Robin’s hot ass.

Beavis and Butthead

These weird guys had some tension between them, right? This is a pretty casual costume idea for you and your man- all you really need is the T-shirts and wild hairstyles. All these cartoons did for the most part was laugh like doofs on the couch. Now you and your boyfriend can sit on the couch in your costumes, laugh like idiots and then fuck each other. We didn’t get to see B and B do that on the MTV series!

Bert and Ernie

It would be fun to dress up as one of the most heartwarming gay characters we all grew up with and see how many people ask how to get to Sesame Street. It was obvious from the start that these muppets were in a relationship so why not live out these loving guys for a fun night out?!

David and Patrick

This Schitt’s Creek romance is one of the most iconic relationships in television history! Whoever plays David can have the black and white sweater with the fancy skirt while the Patrick can dress like a gentleman in the fancy collared shirt. This couples’ costume is bound to make friends swoon since we all still miss Schitt’s Creek!

Fred and Barney

Okay, so these guys are married to women and it’s pretty likely their relationship to each other is strictly platonic. But we can still dream! After all, it’s likely that Bedrock would be open-minded enough to explore your gay side and enjoy it regardless of your marriage status. So bust out the one-piece outfits for some old-timey fun!

Mario and Luigi

These two are totally fucking. And they’re probably in love. This would be a fun costume to represent the tension these two have when they’re on their video game adventures. Dress in red while your man is in green and you two can live out the Mario and Luigi dreams we’ve always wanted to see!

Tommy and Chucky

A fun (and super cute!) couples’ costume can be the two characters who have been best friends since...well, pretty much birth! One of you will wear the diaper and the other will have red hair and glasses. These babies clearly cared about each other and who knows? Maybe they dated as adults? After all, if these two stayed friends through puberty, chances are likely they would ‘experiment’ on each other.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

These two were such oddballs and they were definitely fucking. This Wonderland duo were more than just weirdos singing about shaking hands. There was something happening in there and it would make a great point to dress as them for a costume!

Woody and Buzz

You can really make your way to ‘infinity and beyond’ as the pair from Toy Story. Feel free to be a cowboy while your boy is the space ranger and then you two can have some fun with ‘toys’ when you get home...

October 22, 2021 — Andrew Christian
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