Article written by Kendra Beltran

If there is one thing that rings true about any clothing store you find yourself in, it’s that there is a section for men and a section for women. From clothing for newborns to clothing for grown-ass people - the sections are gendered and it’s wrong for a myriad of reasons. One of them being that it makes people assume they can’t wear this and that just because it’s on the other side of the store. As someone who had to cross the aisle more than once as a teen to rock pants from the men’s department, I say...fuck all that. You can wear whatever the hell you want and should but if you need a little push, let us help you by presenting clothing items that look hot as fuck on any and everyone, gender be damned.

Heels

Let’s start with the footwear that performs magic on the legs, heels. If you have ever seen a pair of these on anyone, you can concur because it’s true. Heels help elongate legs in a way that a pair of sneakers or sandals wish they could. So it’s not fair that they’ve been placed on one side of the store for so long. Heels should be for whoever wants to walk around with legs that could kill, and of course be a few inches taller in that moment.

Skirts

The Scottish know all too well that skirts are the absolute shit. That’s because they’ve got kilts in their blood. Now it’s time for the rest of the world to catch wind of rocking skirts because until you’ve felt a summer breeze in your undercarriage when rocking a skirt, you truly haven’t lived. It’s a joy that everyone should get to experience at least once in their life.

Blouses

If Harry Styles has taught us anything other than what it’s like to be the obvious star in a boy band, it’s that blouses are a decadent piece of clothing on anyone willing to give them a try. The shirts on the men’s side of the store are just an array of button-downs and t-shirts. Blouses open up the doors to so much more not only in terms of styles but also fabric choices. Lace? Um, yes, please!

Crop Tops

Speaking of tops, where did all the men in crop tops go? They were around in the ‘80s and even in the ‘90s, but at the turn of the millennium....it was like, okay, only women are allowed in these now? Rude. When someone has a picture-perfect midsection, the world deserves a chance to check it out.

Big Hats

Those large hats you usually see on a woman’s head when she’s on vacation? Yeah, those hats. How does one make the world understand that those hats would look fabulous on 100% of the population, just not half of it?

Short Shorts

Yes, there are men out there who rock itty-bitty shorts, but they don’t typically buy them like that. They have to either walk to a different part of the store or take scissors to a knee-length pair they already had. When anyone wears a pair of shorts that are too long, it does nothing but shortens their legs and makes them look stubbier than they actually are. Showing more leg? A pair of good short shorts will transform your ass into a fucking supermodel.

Thongs

Thongs are sold in both sections of the store, but because they’ve gotten such a feminine wrap over the years - a lot of men won’t go near them. This is a shame because when you have a nice ass, you shouldn’t do it an injustice stuck in tighty whities.

April 07, 2021 — Andrew Christian
Tags: Fashion