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Four Delicious Semen-Based Recipes for the Gourmet Cum-Guzzler

Posted on May 23, 2018 by Andrew Christian

Here at Andrew Christian, we understand that you have a busy life. You don't always have time to come home at the end of the day and cook a healthy, jizz-based meal from scratch. It's hard to resist the temptation to just pop into In-N-Out, blow a dude in the bathroom, and get a quick, slimy "animal-style" burger. ;) Well, now you can save time and money with these four deliciously easy semen-based recipes. ;)

This creamy crepe recipe really puts the "bone" in bon appetit! ;) For extra cream, invite over a couple more friends!

The Jizz Mojito is the perfect cock-tail for a summer afternoon or as the hair of the dog that bit you. Perfect for those like their cum with a little alcohol. ;)

A traditional preparation of the BBC BBQ Sauce calls for a particular cut and grade of man-meat, but feel free to work with whatever you've got. ;)

Oysters make the perfect receptacle for those who like a strong semen flavor. ;) For the most fresh aromas, apply newly produced semen directly onto the chilled platter.

*We do not actually recommend cooking with semen

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