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His Penis Is Too Big to Pole Vault

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Andrew Christian

This boy's pole vault started off with flawless skill and grace...

And as the pole was planted and began to spring lift the jumper into the sky, things still looked good...

It truly seemed like he was in the clear! He was over the bar, and now all he had to do was fall...

But alas, he forgot about his massive schlong. His blessing from nature ended up being a curse...

I suppose the moral is, don't expect good hangtime if you're too hung. ;)

Maybe if he had on one of our jocks, this all could have been prevented?

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