How to Suck Dick Like a Pornstar
We all know that there is a huge difference between sex in real life and the type of sex we see in porn. It’s no secret that the blowjobs we see in porn are often idealized, meticulously rehearsed, and CGI-ridden fantasies that can last for hours. If you’re self-conscious about your blowjob abilities, you definitely should not compare yourself to these pornstars. That being said, there are some tips and tricks that we can learn from careful study of pornogaphic blowjobs. So, to save you from doing the research yourself, here’s how to suck dick like a pornstar (or as close as possible without the aid of movie magic).
First, it’s important that you have an intimate understanding of the male anatomy. Pornstars go to school for years studying this stuff (I think). Most of these triple-A twinks have PHDs in dickology. So study up. I’m talking, download a blank anatomical chart of the male genitalia and quiz yourself. Do you know the glans? The frenulum? The vaz deferenz? It’s important to know which parts of the penis are the most sensitive so as to optimize your stimulation. And remember, there’s no shame in using lube. Get the water-based kind and you’ll never have to worry about dry-mouth killing the mood. Get scientific about the penis and you’ll be one step closer to sucking dick like a pornstar.
Secondly, pacing is key. Build a narrative with your blowjob. Tell a story. Sure, there are types of porn where the guy giving the blowjob just ravenously swallows the cock in order to extract the cum as fast as possible. This type of porn is great for squeezing out a quick load while you wait for your pizza delivery to arrive, but in most real-world blowjob scenarios, speed is your enemy. If the goal was to make him cum as quickly as possible, then we’d all just be suckling the head with the suction of a high-end vacuum cleaner. Men want to be teased; they want suspense. Start gentle and slow, work the balls and lick the shaft before you begin deep-throating him. Good porn blowjobs are good because they roughly follow the age-old narrative three-act structure. You know, like the Hero’s Journey. Exposition, inciting incident, rising action, climax, and conclusion. Pornstars carefully beat out their blowjobs so you can beat off with more satisfaction.
And that brings us to the most important beat of any blowjob: the climax. Pornstars will always talk beforehand about where the cum is going to go. And this is definitely an option in the real world too. Ask him if he wants to cum in your mouth or your face. If you’ve decided beforehand, you don’t need to take that little break to discuss in the heat of the moment. At the same time though, sometimes the suspense can be fun. Right when he’s about to cum, it can be extremely hot to ask him where he wants to shoot his load. Just remember, if he says face, make sure it doesn’t get in your eyes---and if he wants you to swallow, try to get that dick really deep in your mouth so the cum shoots straight down your throat. This is especially key is you struggle with a gag reflex.
Again we say though, porn is a fantasy so don’t take it too seriously. Unlike real life, the goal of a porn blowjob is not to ensure the satisfaction of the guy who’s getting his dick sucked. They’re trying to put on a show. And when it’s just you and your man in the bedroom, there’s no need to act like a pornstar. Be yourself and focus on giving him an unforgettable experience. Because when the cameras are off, even pornstars don’t suck dick like pornstars.
