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In Defense of Handjobs

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Andrew Christian

If you’re like most people, the prospect of receiving a handjob usually feels more like a consolation prize in lieu of the more intimate methods of sex. The thinking always goes, I might as well just jerk myself off? Why even bother? Well, I say that handjobs have got an unfair bum rap. All these criticisms are fair, but I’m here to change your mind about having a nice tug between pals. ;)

It’s true that a poorly-performed handjob can just be terrible. Chafing, lack of enthusiasm, lack of intimacy--these are things associated with the prototypical shitty handjob. We've all been there, and it's no pretty. But you can't let a few awful handjob experiences ruin the entire act!

It’s important to also remember the versatility of a handjob. Trying to fuck in a movie theatre? Good luck! That’s definitely a handjob scenario. Need to cum but you and your boy are stranded in a crowded, brightly-lit food court? Just start stroking. ;) It will be your little secret. Also, if you’ve ever found yourself at some GRINDR guy's terrifyingly squalid Cheeto dungeon apartment, a handjob is your quickest ticket out of there.

Most importantly though, the secret power of the handjob can be unlocked by entering the exciting world of BDSM. In the context of teasing your desperately horny slave boytoy with just the mere stroke of your hand, those things that generally make a handjob awful suddenly become hot AF. Lack of intimacy? Hot! Lack of enthusiasm? As a pathetic slave, you don’t deserve anything better! ;) Chafing? Pain is pleasure! ;)

So given its proper context in the canon of kink, a handjob can be way hotter than a blowjob. Good sex is about so much more than the sheer physical act itself. Like a blowjob or anal, a handjob can be either amazing or terrible. It all depends who’s doing the stroking and why. ;) So go now, and jerk off your man! He just might like it. ;)

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