Overnight, the whole internet seems to have begun echoing the same rally cry of aghast indignation: "Are you guys fucking?? Right in front of my salad?!"
The exploitable mantra comes from a new porno and is uttered by the unamused observer of a casual lunchtime tryst.
Personally, we don't see what the problem is! Nothing compliments a Caesar quite like a glass of Chardonnay and two hot dudes fucking (especially when one of them is Andrew Christian model Jacob Ford!)
So internet, you can keep your salads un-fucked-in-front-of. We'll take ours light on the dressing and heavy on the hunks, please! ;) Bon appétit!
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