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In Front of Our Salad, Please!

Posted on August 3, 2017 by Andrew Christian

Overnight, the whole internet seems to have begun echoing the same rally cry of aghast indignation: "Are you guys fucking?? Right in front of my salad?!"

The exploitable mantra comes from a new porno and is uttered by the unamused observer of a casual lunchtime tryst.

Personally, we don't see what the problem is! Nothing compliments a Caesar quite like a glass of Chardonnay and two hot dudes fucking (especially when one of them is Andrew Christian model Jacob Ford!)

So internet, you can keep your salads un-fucked-in-front-of. We'll take ours light on the dressing and heavy on the hunks, please! ;) Bon appétit!

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*** Andrew Christian Inc. does not claim rights to any images posted in this blog post. If you find your picture here and would like to have it credited or removed please email acblog@AndrewChristian.com

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