Why does he seem so emotionally distant all of sudden? Am I crazy or is he coming home from work later and later each day? He says he loves me, but I just don't know if I believe him anymore. Is there someone else? Or is it just the new Affair Brief?
He used to wear such conservative underwear, and now he refuses to take off that couture quasi-crotchless brief with the anatomically-correct Almost Naked pouch. He used to oggle at me, but now he just stares at himself in the mirror for hours and hours. Do I not please him anymore? Am I not good enough? Could it really be.... just the new Affair Brief?