Loving Your Neighbor: Fulfilling Sex Fantasies with the Boy Next Door

Article written by Maya Vukovska

When I asked my friends to toss me ideas about this article, they were like, “From a female or male perspective?” Their reaction made me think that if you have a sexy male neighbor whom you intend to approach in a not-exactly-prudent-neighborly way, you have to have the right approach, gender-wise. Obviously, straight women and gay men employ different psychological tactics to take the target down. If you have a crush on your neighbor and you don’t know how to proceed, you may find our tips helpful.

Make sure he’s interested too

That should be the start of your “Let’s have sex” campaign. The fact that he returns your “Hello” when you pass each other in the hallway is not reason enough to presume he is even slightly interested in being intimate with you. Even if he is somewhat interested, but it doesn’t work out well, you will still be living there. And you could only imagine how awkward it will be every time from now on when you meet in the hallway.

Most reasonable people would tell you, “If you want sex, go look for it somewhere else.” But I am not “most people,” so I’ll tell you exactly the opposite: If you really fancy the guy from 21A and you constantly have wet dreams about him, you should take the chance… no matter the outcome.

Don’t beat around the bush

If you are not the shy type, I suggest the direct approach. You will be surprised how often the straightforward question “Wanna fuck?” has resulted in some good, no-strings-attached one-time sex. Or even a sexual marathon. If he’s not into it, you can expect either a polite “No, thank you,” or a rude “Go fuck yourself!” However, if he shows even subtle hesitation before rejecting the proposal, don’t give up and make a second attempt. Sooner or later, he’ll drop his guard.

Be romantic… in a reckless way

Well, I don’t mean serial stalker kind of reckless, just try to be more creative in your approach to your target.
After you have already succeeded in capturing your neighbor’s interest, it’s time for step 2. Instead of making the banal move inviting the guy over for home-made dinner or just drinks, try something naughty. Slip a note with erotic content under his door. Let your fantasy run free and describe the things you want to do to him. (If you have taken Creative Writing 101, even better because it will improve your literary performance!) Believe me, a few things trigger horniness like a handwritten note in which an “anonymous” lover promises to slide his wet lips over the smooth purple head of your throbbing cock and suck the hell out of it.

What if the neighbor is straight?

If that didn’t stop you from falling hard for him, then you have to be extra cautious. I mean, the guy may be open to some sexual experimentation, but it won’t change the way he feels about men. Getting physical with the impossible object of your desire can only make you fall in love with him. And because he most probably won’t be able to return your feelings, you’ll find yourself in an awful place. Unrequited love, as we know, causes one of the worst pains imaginable.

Bottom line is, be careful what you wish for because you may get it.

Final words: You can’t make someone fall in love with you, but if you are lucky or resourceful you can make them have sex with you. Fulfilling your fantasies with the cute guy from 21A can be a double-edged sword - it may end well, but it may end disastrously. But remember that twenty years from now, you’ll regret the things we haven’t done more than those you’ve done and failed.