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New Product: Almost Naked Premium Thong

Posted on December 18, 2017 by Andrew Christian

We've done it. We have finally achieved thong perfection. The new Almost Naked Premium Thong is the distillation of centuries of experimentation in thong engineering, and we think you'll agree that the result is jaw-dropping.  Unlike other thongs on the market, the precise curvature of this cut hugs and accentuates your assets in the mathematical perfect way. Don't believe us? Try one on and see for yourself. ;)

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