Pete Davidson Dildo? 9 Celebs We Wish Would Get This Treatment

Article written by Kendra Beltran

If you thought the world was a little bonkers when Ariana Grande started dating Pete Davidson, well, Kim Kardashian has entered the chat. Yes, ‘Saturday Night Live’ actor Pete Davidson is dating someone considered one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood - again. For some reason, this man’s dick has the greatest hetero pull of all time, and while some aren’t sure why (it’s me, I’m some), Pete Davidson continues to be someone many continue to thirst after. So much so, that dick of his is getting praise in the form of a dildo.

You read that right, CamSoda is fashioning a dildo inspired by Pete Davidson. So no, it won’t be anatomically correct BUT it will be adorned with tattoos and apparently, you can sync it to whenever he appears on the hit NBC series. Davidson isn’t the first one to get this treatment from CamSoda, oh no - they did it with ‘Succession’ star Nicolas Braun as well. That got me thinking, who else should get one? What other hot celebs deserve a dildo? Well, let’s take a look!

Jon Hamm

Remember a few years ago when Jon Hamm wore khakis and the whole world stopped to stare at his dick outline? There is no denying that the world should be graced with a very, very large dildo inspired by the ‘Mad Men’ star. I mean, we’ve been through a lot so we deserve something a little extra, right?

Jason Momoa

If you made a dildo fashioned after Jason Momoa it’d be like taking the best of Pete Davidson and Jon Hamm’s. I mean, we can’t be sure Aquaman is packing major heat but he did score Lisa Bonet and it doesn’t seem like she fucks with anything less than average, if you catch my drift. So it’d be large, in charge, and covered in tattoos.

Idris Elba

From the DC universe with Momoa to Marvel with Idris Elba. Do you think they could make the dildo have an English accent? Is that a thing? It’s the 21st century, of course, they can give a dildo a sexy accent.

Henry Golding

Again, can dildo’s have accents because Henry Golding of ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ fame could read me Facebook posts from insane aunts and I’d still manage to get turned on.

John Krasinski

Okay, so perhaps Jim Halpert isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when you think about fucking BUT have you seen how bodied up he got once he left the paper company and hopped into the world of ‘Jack Ryan?’ Maybe this dildo can pay homage to Jim by being a little crooked, like the off-centered faces Krasinski would make on the hit series.

Kumail Nanjiani

Like John Krasinki, Kumail Nanjiani was just a cutie when we first met him on ‘Silicon Valley,’ but once he landed a superhero role, the gym done turned that man into a chiseled gawd. We’d love to see a dildo as bodied up as this nerd turned well, gym-nerd.

Harry Styles

I’m sitting here imagining a Harry Styles dildo and all I can think is that it’ll be one of the most elegant things you own because have you seen that former boy band member? He’s fucking fabulous.

Winston Duke

There were a million and one reasons ‘Black Panther’ was a huge hit, but we’d say about half of those had to be based around the thirst trap that is Winston Duke’s M’Baku, or as we’d like to call him, Mmm’Baku.

Machine Gun Kelly

If they’re going to let Pete Davidson have a dildo, why not have every lanky dude with tattoos have one? There’s gotta be something going on down south for Megan Fox to stick around...