Santa sex and other XXX-mas kinks
Article by Nicholas Velotta
It’s officially November, which basically means it’s December 24 until we make it to Christmas. Whether you enjoy excessive holiday spirit or just the spirits you can excessively enjoy during the holidays, we can all get a little festive in the bedroom. So be extra good (or extra naughty) and try out one or two of these holiday kinks!Santa sex
If you’re into big ‘ol bears, X-mas brings you the biggest and oldest of them all: St. Nick. On the other hand, Santa doesn’t have to be large or old to roast your chestnuts—I mean gay porn has tons of hot 20-somethings prancing around in oversized (and usually unbuttoned and ill-fitted) Santa robes and beards. So grab some Santa garb off of Amazon and get to it!Elf play
Being Santa’s little helper can be a festive rendition of dominance and submission. If you’re new to the BDSM spectrum, I would suggest keeping it light at first (and make sure you have a safe word). Experienced kinksters can amp it up with holiday ribbon bondage and North Pole toy testing.XXX-mas cookies
Baking as foreplay, who’d have thought? Penis cookies are a classic, and while you’re at it throw in some jingle balls. Are you extra raunchy? Well, I’m sure you can think of something hot to use as icing too…Make a sex wish-list
This is an easy one for anyone. Think of a few new things you want to try (or haven’t gotten enough of lately) and start checking off the list throughout the month. It’s like your own sexual advent calendar, but instead chocolates you get pleasures of the flesh—how sinful of you! It’s also an easy one for singletons to enjoy while looking for some memorable holiday hook-ups.Reindeer pup play
Are you into pup play? If you are, then why not be one of Santa’s favorite reindeers for the night and get sleighed. (I know, so many Christmas puns, but you did click on an article about Santa sex, so…) Pup play is really about releasing the Id—our inner hedonistic animal—but it’s also a sub-dom situation where the dom master has all the control and the sub pup relinquishes all of his own. In any case, reindeer play translates well with pup play and all of its erotic accessories.Go on a kinkation
If you’re in the market for a kink-filled holiday getaway, check out some of the popular destinations that cater to sexual adventurers like you. Kink In The Caribbean, which is hosted by Hedonism, promises to offer “adventurous couples from all over the world, outrageous fetish clothing, world-class DJ’s and erotic performance artists, decadent nightly theme parties,The gingerbread challenge
If you have a ginger as your partner this one is a piece of cake. If you don’t, then it can be a fun mission. I don’t think I need to explain what exactly the challenge entails (if you don’t get it, you’re either not a gay male or you just need a bit more time to let the name sink in). However, as a sex researcher, I must say: protection is imperative! So, please, be safe. And if you aren’t 10,000% certain about someone’s STD/HIV status, just skip this one or at the very least use a condom. No XXX-mas challenge is worth risking your life and health, my kinky brethren.Nicholas Velotta is a sex and relationship researcher and writer located out of the University of Washington in Seattle.
