Seven Ways to Become a Thirst Trap
In today’s world, the only reason we even post about our lives is to gain attention. Let’s just be 100% honest about that. We live for the likes. What most live for even more though is quenching that inevitable thirst. Oh, you know what we’re talking about. Thirsty asses are out there posting shirtless pictures, setting up thirst traps left and right. Just waiting for some nice piece of ass to slide into those DMs. Here’s the thing though, it’s not always about the abs. No boo boo, there is so much more to setting up the perfect thirst trap. So get ready to learn how to become the ultimate when it comes to being a prime thirst trap on the ‘gram.
1. Angles Are Key
If MySpace taught us anything, other than HTML, it’s that angles are the key to a great picture. Angles are nature’s camouflage when it comes to hiding the imperfections we don’t want anyone to notice. So make sure to pick your best side, angle the hell out of that camera and have yourself a photoshoot.
2. Lights, Camera, Thirst!
You’d have to be a Hemsworth to be able to take a picture in regular ol’ lighting and look delicious. Do you know where the best lighting is? The gym. Why else do you think there are all those gym selfies out there? They aren’t tracking their progress gurl! They are taking advantage of the great lighting setup so that every ripple in their abs section pops like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
3. Flex It
Whatever part of your body that is best, show it off as much as you can without getting flagged by a prude. Whether it’s those abs you’ve been working on or your nice ass legs, put what you have center stage. Thirst traps come in all shapes and sizes, set yours based on what you’re working with and let it shine. Confidence will take you further than you’d expect.
4. Booty Call
Umm...with that said, it never hurts to show off that beautiful backside of yours. You don’t have to go all the way but if you can pull off that coy Coppertone look, do it. Remember, sometimes a little peek goes a long-ass way.
5. Lead Them Down the Cock Trail
We’re talking about the dick root here people. That sexy as hell area on a man that is to men what breast cleavage is to women. We’ve all gawked at this area on a hot AF man in our lives. Whether it was at the gym, on the beach, or in the privacy of our own home while partaking in a little adult film. If you have that, you’ve got the ultimate thirst trap. It’s like putting candy out on an anthill. There will be a swarm happening in your DMs. Trust.
6. Dick Outline
You don’t have to pull your cock out to rock out when it comes to setting up thirst traps. All you have to do is to make sure you’re wearing bottoms that showcase your finest member loud and proud. That means you need to bust out those light gray sweats or a nice pair of khaki slacks that are tight in all the right places. If you know what I mean...
7. Bedroom Eyes
Let’s end with something that you may or may not have ever thought of. The eyes. While it’s easier said than done to post a hot body and wait for the men to come a-knocking, you can also catch their attention with a nice set of eyes. Did you not watch every damn season of America’s Next Top Model in which we learned to smize? Eyes can tell so many stories. From playful seduction to come fuck me right now in the ass. It’s all in how you utilize those peepers. Now go forth our thirsty friends and get those DMs filled!