*David Attenborough voice* Wow, would you look at that... a beautiful Trophy Boy in his natural habitat! Truly a majestic creature. This one exhibits extremely provocative plumage known taxonomically as the Sheer Mesh Zebra Sexy Singlet w/ Almost Naked. And if there's on thing its good at, it's attracting mates.

Feel the call of the wild with the sexy new Sheer Mesh Zebra Sexy Singlet. This majestic singlet guaranteed to cause some animal attraction. And with the help of our signature waistband and built-in Almost Naked pouch, you’ll feel like you’re not wearing anything at all! We’ve virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating and chafing. Your package will fall naturally into the anatomically correct pouch to create a truly enjoyable and unique wearing experience. The only question is... is this a black singlet with white stripes or a white singlet with black stripes? 🤔