Article written by Rahmel Reid

Shower me in your love! But are we all talking about the same shower? You can’t just go pulling that thing out and trying to hose everybody off now. Golden showers are seemingly becoming more popular in mainstream porn, but is that a reflection of everyday people? Are the gays a lot more kinkier than they’re leading on? Either way, if you participate in it or you’re curious about piss play, there’s some etiquette involved. These are the golden rules, to golden showers.

BULL’S EYE TARGET

I quote this Lil Kim lyric at least once a month, and this topic suits it super well. The Hip Hop icon once said “I’m a freak so I don’t care, just don’t get none in my hair!” And yes, that includes their wig! I don’t care if they can remove and wash it. If you’re pointing that thing at someone, don’t be rude and aim it at their hair or their eyes. I know we both agreed to this, but for the one on the receiving end, it can feel a little demeaning. Be nice, only piss on him in places that you’d want to get urinated on.

SPONTANEOUS(ISH)

Spontaneity can add some excitement to nearly any situation, except here. Water sports is something that should come with a little “Caution Wet” warning. Don’t just assume that because piss play happened once before, that you can just randomly piss on him spontaneously mid-sex or after. It’s one of those tings where, you have to be in the mood for it otherwise it’s not enjoyable. Sort of like tiramisu. So to avoid any awkward moments, just get approval before you do it. And yes, even if it’s a dom and sub role play type of situation.

FREAKY IS AS FREAKY DOES

I mean, I just feel like if you can pee on someone, then you should be open to someone peeing on you. If you pissed on your bottom, and he happens to pee on your torso as he’s riding you — it’s fair game, no? It doesn’t have to be the standard, but with things like this, there has to be some reciprocity.

NO KINK SHAMING

To put it simply, if you’re engaging in water sports, you should not be prudish or judgmental about it (or other kinks). Don’t make faces, don’t have a strong negative reaction… bitch, don’t kill the vibe. If it’s not for you, that’s fine. But if we agreed to kick things up a notch, live in the moment and try to see the cup half filled.

LOCATION

Ideally, the shower is the best place to feed someone your piss. But that’s not written in stone. What you don’t want to do however, is urinate on someone in a place where permanent stains/damage can happen! Don’t piss on someone’s rug or carpet. Don’t piss on them in their bed. Think of places where the clean up is easy, and the piss won’t settle and stain.

Also, I know it’s called a golden shower, but maybe just drink a lot of water the day that you’ll be participating in water sports. And no asparagus! I think with this sort of kink, having a little consideration will go a long way.

March 09, 2023 — Andrew Christian
Tags: Sex Tips