Article written by Maya Vukovska

You had a crush on your English literature teacher in 9th grade. You remember making all kinds of excuses to go see him after classes and would even take his drama class although you thought acting was only for the nerdy kids. And you remember also that time when you were lying in your hospital bed after an operation, and this incredibly sexy male nurse came in to take your BP… You had so many wet dreams of him for weeks after that! It is not that chemists or railway ticket officers are not honorable and highly respected professions, but, let’s be honest here - there are certain jobs that make us gloriously cum only by thinking about the guys who do them. Here is our list of the occupations that often cause a stir for gay guys!

Potters

It may come as a surprise but pottery (or woodwork) makers can be a huge competition to the traditionally sexy professions like fire fighters and pilots. Just think about it: Pottery takes quite an effort using not only your hands, but also your thighs. As these are body parts we put to good use during sex, the more skilled they are, the better!

Construction workers

Maybe you don’t see many of them in your daily life (unless, of course, you yourself work in architecture, engineering, or construction), but construction sites are abundant in gorgeous, muscular, sexy glaziers, brick masons, roofers, tile setters, and concrete finishers. Plus, we can promise that your dating app would literally light up if you happen to be around such places!

Physiotherapists/Chiropractors

Just recently, while browsing through some shopping sites, I came upon a mug with the following funny text printed on it: “I can’t help being incredibly sexy. I’m a physiotherapist.” Believe it or not, physiotherapy is among the most right-swiped jobs for males on Tinder according to both men and women. You have to admit that there is something arousing about the idea of someone in neat comfortable scrubs delivering a body massage or adjusting your spine in order to relieve your pain.

Lifeguards

Life savior and great physique in one - who won’t fall for such a combination! Baywatch, the iconic beach-themed soap opera, has been promoting the sexy lifeguard since the early ’90s. Besides David Hasselhoff, other major babes rocking beach bodies that we can think of are Zac Efron and Dwayne Johnson in the 2017 version of Baywatch, and Jake McDorman in Aquamarine (2006).

Personal trainers

There are just a few more professions in which having a ripped physique and looking healthy is an absolute requirement. But there is also another thing that makes personal trainers a tough competition for the title "The Sexiest Job," and that’s their dedication to bringing out the best in others by helping them achieve their own health goals. It’s not hard to see why many guys would pay regular visits to the gym even though they don’t feel like working out at all.

Chefs

Once, the occupation of the cook was mostly associated with gluttony and overeating. In children’s books and cartoons, they would be portrayed as chubby guys with funny tall pleated white hats and a heavy French accent. Thanks to the growing number of cooking channels and TV reality shows, the profession has significantly risen to fame. The chefs nowadays are far from the anachronic image of the fat, ruddy-faced fellas holding a ladle. The modern kitchen gods have slim bodies, dress well, and look healthy. Plus, they earn well (especially if they work for high-ranked restaurants), AND are always ready to please their lover's palate with an exquisite meal. Who can dream of a better partner!

Firefighters

Of course, we haven’t left behind the courageous, selfless, and literally hot firefighters... with their water pumps and loooong water hoses! Being a firefighter is probably the sexiest job ever. And it’s not only because of the go-to stripper uniforms they wear! It’s the combustible mix of the physical and the life-saving aspect that makes this occupation so attractive to both sexes.

Pilots

For a long time, psychotherapists and relationship experts have been looking for the answer to why pilots are considered to have the hottest job. It may be a cliché that men in uniform, in general, are sexy, but a recent study has revealed that uniform indeed is a solid sex appeal factor, because it represents authority, strength, and liability. And that is something many gay men, especially those who prefer bottoming, are insanely drawn to.

November 29, 2021 — Andrew Christian
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