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These Reindeer SLAY! ;)

Posted on December 14, 2017 by Andrew Christian

That white-bearded daddy so jolly and thicc
Well I knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick
More rapid than eagles, his bitches they came
And he whistled and he shouted and he called them by name

"On Prancer, on Dancer, on Donger and Twinky!
On Cody, On Cumslut, On Stephen, and Kinky!
To the top of the dick, to the sack of my balls
Now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

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