Why You Should Taste Your Own Jizz

Article by Maya Vukovska

Even if the average male orgasm lasts the ephemeral seven seconds, it is equivalent to a small-scale nuclear explosion. Men enjoy every one of those seconds, and when it’s finally cum-time, it feels as if the whole world has centered on the tip of the penis, and a third eye has opened. Alas, for many love-making couples the performance stops here, and the inevitable prosaic tissue paper is brought out to ruin the whole erotic sensation. But it shouldn’t be that way. Just think about it: Wouldn’t it be awesome if semen becomes a connective element to а continued sex act? Believe it or not, a fair degree of cum play can considerably improve the quality of your sex life. But in order to put your jizz into a better use, you have to be familiar with the taste of the offered “product”. Here is why tasting your own semen can better your sex life. At the beginner’s level, you learn how to make yourself do it.

You’re Gay Already, So Why Not…

Most straight guys consider trying one’s own sperm a gay thing. Of course, most of them have done it themselves, but they’d rather say “Hell, no!” than admit it. The statistics, however, says that 75% of heterosexual men have already tried, or are willing to try their own semen. But since you’re gay, you don’t have to worry about statistics or what the others will think about you, so just do it.

Take a Pre-cum Shot First

Pre-cum is sweeter, and if you have doubts about the whole tasting thing, having a shot of your own pre-cum will make the real task less challenging. Just like tasting beer or coffee for the first time, it’s an acquired taste. Over time, you’ll come to enjoy it, and this will eventually make you more eager to swallow your partner’s cum.

Attend a Bukkake Party

Understandably, not everyone is into swallowing (let alone one’s own cum!), but you MUST give it a shot at least once. You can make the whole experience more fun by going to a bukkake party. Those parties can be really hot, and what’s more, you may learn a thing or two about giving and receiving. Once you already know how your cum tastes like, you may want to make some improvements. This is the intermediate level.

Tutti Frutti

Ever thought about why some of your lovers were reluctant to swallow? You’ve even caught them making faces while gulping it down! And this, my fellow gents, is not only embarrassing; it’s also bad news for the taste of your cum. If processed foods, high energy drinks, refined grains, and sweets are an essential part of your daily diet, don’t be surprised that he’s looking to spit. Your junk must taste terrible! It’s all about pH levels, really. Sperm is alkaline, meaning that its pH is higher than 7. (See what that means in your old Chemistry textbook, if you need to.) So naturally, it tastes bitter. The first step is to start eating more fish, fruit, legumes, and whole grains. But if you want to turn your dick into a really delicious lollipop, you have to consume pineapple on a daily basis. The fruit is very acidic, and it can help cut down on the bitter taste of the cum. For the same reason, lemons and cranberries are an excellent alternative. If your cum has a more salty flavor, celery can come in handy because of its high levels of vitamin C.

Spice It Up

As said above, fruit is your semen’s best friend. But you can improve its taste also by a regular intake of some spices and herbs. Guys won’t roll eyes when swallowing if you have sweetened your cum in advance with cinnamon, peppermint, spearmint, and parsley. And now, this is the section for the advanced students.

Heat It Up with Snowballs

You say your lover provides heavenly blowjobs, for which we all envy you, of course. But you can make the whole BJ experience even hotter. After you cum in his mouth, kiss him, and encourage him to share the load. Usually, it gets hot and heavy from passing it from mouth to mouth, but instead of letting it drip off your faces, surprise him and swallow. The whole cum-kissing thing can be exhilarating as hell, and what’s more, it brings the two of you to a renewed sensation of intimacy and admiration.

Cumshots on salads, puddings, and other culinary delicacies

You already know your cum doesn’t taste like sh*t, so why not use it instead of dressing! Although it may sound like some stupid frat college boys initiation practice, in reality, it can bring forth a pretty intense sexual sensation. Of course, it’s imperative that you take a bite yourself of the pizza slice you’ve just cum upon. That’s the rule of this game.

Tasting your own jizz is a huge turn-on for your partner

Being a slut of your own sperm may turn many guys on tremendously. You partner would love it if you cum on his back or belly or wherever, then rub the warm and wet jiiz with your fingers, and then lick them. Your lover is gonna go crazy over this visual!