Tips for Hooking Up With a Drag Queen
Congrats, bitch. If you’re reading this, then you probably have been given the gift of an opportunity that is sex with a drag queen. Before you embark on this life-changing adventure, there’s a few things that you’ll need to know. Yes, Drag Queens are ultimately people just like the rest of us, but don’t go running blindly into a relationship with one without arming yourself with knowledge. Allow me to spill the tea.
So let’s say that you have a date with a drag queen this weekend. What do you? How do you emotionally prepare yourself. When you two have sex, will she be in full drag makeup? Will the penis be involved?! Ah, the questions buzzing through the mind of naive first-timer. Before you get too excited, you need to understand that no two drag queens are alike. Preferences that one queen may have need not apply to another. So just like before you would have sex with ANY person, getting the know the actual individual and communicating with them is extremely important.
All that being said, there’s two main categories of drag queens you might fuck--those who keep their wigs on, and those who take them off. Understanding which variety of queen you’ve got on your hands is essential. And when it comes to time for undressing, get ready to see a lot of things pop out from behind layers of electrical tape and tight spandex--but that's all of us, right?
Some drag queens may want you to use specific pronouns and treat her as the queen that she is all throughout the sex. Others may drop the drag-persona and give you their realest self in the heat of the moment. Be loving, fierce, and respectful. Nobody wants to be invoking any dysphoria, so play by the rules. The queen is the boss, after all. Get to know what her style is and respect it.
Drag Queens are huge, fiery personalities, so you’d better know what you’re getting into. Just because they slay, doesn’t mean they can’t also play, boys. If you’re just trying to throw shade, then stay the hell away from Drag Queens. But if you can handle the crown, then come sit on the throne, baby.
All that being said, there’s two main categories of drag queens you might fuck--those who keep their wigs on, and those who take them off. Understanding which variety of queen you’ve got on your hands is essential. And when it comes to time for undressing, get ready to see a lot of things pop out from behind layers of electrical tape and tight spandex--but that's all of us, right?
Some drag queens may want you to use specific pronouns and treat her as the queen that she is all throughout the sex. Others may drop the drag-persona and give you their realest self in the heat of the moment. Be loving, fierce, and respectful. Nobody wants to be invoking any dysphoria, so play by the rules. The queen is the boss, after all. Get to know what her style is and respect it.
Drag Queens are huge, fiery personalities, so you’d better know what you’re getting into. Just because they slay, doesn’t mean they can’t also play, boys. If you’re just trying to throw shade, then stay the hell away from Drag Queens. But if you can handle the crown, then come sit on the throne, baby.
