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We've all got that one fantasy that we keep coming back to. And when I say coming back to, I am jerking off to. Ah... the boy of our dreams... doing to us or letting us do to him the thing of our dreams... Of course everyone's dream guy is different, but there are a few things they all have in common. Here are the top five traits every fantasy boyfriend has!

1. Maturity

No one fantasizes about being swept off their feet by someone inexperienced. Regardless of age, all fantasy boyfriends have nicely stepped into themselves. They understand what it is they want (you), and what they can offer (big cock). They don't play games... well, they only play the good ones. 😉

2. Good Communicator

Fantasy boyfriends are always there to lend a sympathetic ear when you want to rant and rave about the bullshit of your day. It seems like he always "gets" you, and that's a rare thing. Plus, he's not afraid to let you know exactly how he likes it in bed. He has clear and concise speech, and his voice is sexy AF!

3. Sense of Humor

A true fantasy boyfriend has impeccable taste in memes. He's always there to whisper dirty jokes in your ear in inappropriate public settings. He doesn't take life too seriously and helps keep you young. He may be a little too fond of puns, but you love him for it.

4. Great Lover

Naturally, any dream boyfriend worth his salt is well-endowed in the love-making department. Big dicks are preferred but not essential as long as he checks all the other boxes of being an excellent fuck. A willingness to please is a must for any dream boyfriend!

5. Intimate, but Independent

A dream boyfriend has his own life and his own shit to focus on, just like you do. Neither of you are codependent, but together you supplement each others lives. He cherishes the time you spend together, but also is capable of doing things on his own. He's intimate, but remains a bit of an enigma deep down...

So, what do you think? Does this sound like your dream boyfriend?
Are you someone's dream boyfriend? If you've got these traits, then you may be! At the end of the day, I guess everyone is SOMEONE's dream boyfriend...

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