Ah, Walmart--perhaps the last great bastion of unadulterated Americana. A magical place where people can still be people, adults can drive scooters down palatial white aisles, and sexually-liberated heroes can dress with a much or as little tact as they desire. So as you prepare to stalk through the Black Friday discounts this week, take a few fashion cues from these fearless shoppers.
Of course, if all this looks too intimidating, you can get all your shopping done online and not bother with the pomp and circumstance of a Walmart visit. ;)