5 Signs That You Are Dickmatized

Article written by Rahmel Reid

Before you see them for who they are, you see them for how they filll out those gray sweats. Before you say hello, your eyes are already non-verbally greeting their bulge. Your mouth is watering at your inner thoughts of what their dick looks like. Being Dickmatized isn’t just within the realm of relationships (or situation-ships), it’s a mindset. Almost an extension of your personality. There are many factors that may make you fall into this category, so just to clear up any confusion — here are 5 Signs That You Are Dickmatized.

EYE ON THE PRIZE

Baby, no matter where you are… whether it’s Starbucks, Target or your cousins game night — if your eye sight is immediately directed to any and all sightings of a dick print, then you already know what the fuck is up. If the first thing you notice on a man, is always their bulge, you have the qualities of someone who is dickmatized. If you walk into a public restroom and your peripheral vision is straining to get a glimpse of the man urinating next to you, you are dickmatized. And there’s nothing wrong with it, dick is good. Actually, dick is great. Just don’t be in denial about it. The sooner you accept it, the more joy you’ll get from those experiences.

OBSESSED W/ HIM AND HIS DICK

We argue, we make up. We make love, we make war. If you’ve ever argued with a man, blocked him and then unblocked him — baby that dick is good and you are in-fact, dickmatized. Good dick is almost like Thor’s hammer, it’s magnetic. It will literally make you act like maniac. The thought of you losing that dick will make you swallow your pride, and apologize — all in an attempt to get another chance to swallow his load. Now this can be a tumultuous friends-with-benefits relationship or a random dick that you see once in a blue moon. But still, he fucks your throat and your ass properly. And the thought of you not having that dick again literally drives you crazy. Your obsession with his dick will have you acting a fool, and you will do anything to have it in your life again.

YOUR MORALS, LIES WITHIN ORAL

Nothing turns you on more than the thought of being on your knees, in between a mans leg, worshipping his dick. The thought of sucking a guy from flaccid to fully erect drives you crazy. Feeling his dick throb as he pulses his cum down your throat, just sends you into another stratosphere. Waking up in the morning and jumping on one of those apps, trying to catch men on their way to work — offering quick and easy oral relief, oh’ yeah. If any of this sounds familiar, girl you are dickmatized.

DICK IS ON YOUR MIND 25/8

24/7 isn’t enough, you dream of dick 25/8. You wake up with dick on your mind. You think about it on your lunch break. You watch what you eat throughout the day, just in case an opportunity presents itself. If you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready — that’s your mantra. You are insatiable sweety, you are most definitely dickmatized. Jerking it, sucking, riding it — you simply can’t get enough of it. There’s no shame when it comes to it. You tend to cruise for dick at the gym, at the mall, at the clubs. You’re logged into the apps all day long. Looking for more dick while you already have some on the way. You can always make yourself available for all types of dick. Cut or Uncut. Average or well endowed. Skinny or girthy. You just can’t get enough of it and you’re willing to milk some dick at all hours of the day.

MY MAN, MY MAN, MY MAN

That dick does not belong to your boyfriend or husband, you are the owner of it. You are constantly grabbing it, sucking it and fucking it. Multiple times a day at that. You might as well write that thing off on your taxes. Whether you’re waking him up with head or tugging on it as he’s playing his PlayStation or watching TV — that dick is being pleasured around the clock. You’re constantly thinking about it when you’re away from him. You have a folder in your camera roll on your phone, solely of his dick pictures. Soft, hard, his dick urinating and climaxing. It doesn’t matter. The thought of pleasuring him and making that dick ooze ropes of cum, gives you a sense of accomplishment and a high like no other. Oh baby, you are dickmatized. And airdrop me that folder of dick pics while you’re at it, let me admire from afar.