by James of Designing Life


Sometimes, you just need the heat of a hairy man against you. But if you are stuck under ten feet  of snow, even dating apps can be futile. So why not get on a plane and travel to a place where the  temperature is mild, the men (and semen) flow like water, and sitting poolside doesn't sound like  you're about to freeze your balls off? 

During the next few paragraphs, I'll talk about a few snowbird destinations that are gay, horny,  and on some occasions highly sexual. 

Let's get it on! 

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico 

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco is amazing. The weather is mild in the winter. The town is heaving with  gay activity, and some of the parties are naked! Yes, as naked as you want. 

Puerto Vallarta is the perfect snowbird destination for gay men because the city is beautiful, the  food is delicious, and the men are easy to talk to and even easier to sleep with. 

The winter season also provides massive amounts of festivals. You can party with the bears for  BearsGiving or enjoy the Brawny Bear festival at Mantamar. 

Even if you miss these festivals, some of these gay bars are so wild that you will literally lose  your panties by the end of the night. 

New Orleans, Louisianna 

NOLA, the Big Easy, has a rich history, which you can see in its buildings. The French Quarter  itself feels like another era. And the French attitude and love for love-making were left behind by  its early settlers. 

During the winter months, the temperature goes down a bit, making it perfect for going out,  walking around, enjoying Bourbon Street, or perhaps taking it off at a nearby gay bar. 

And if you can't make it during the winter months, come for their steamy (weather-wise and  sexually) Southern Decadence. It's wild and perfect for your spank bank. 

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Although Puerto Rico's gay scene is not extensive, there are several places to visit from  December through March. 

Staying at a gay, clothing-optional hotel like Coqui Del Mar will ensure you get your pole wet  while you sip your drink poolside. Then, have a great evening checking out some of its gay bars. 

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 

Rio is a place where the stallions roam around the beach in tiny speedos while they fluff their  package. This acceptable behavior is amazing and mouth-watering. 

And if that's not enough, the gay bars and saunas are packed with men who just want to bury  their meat deep inside you. 

Not to mention, they have a bear festival called Woof Week Rio, which runs from the end of  January through the first week of February. It's perfect for snowbirds who just need male  companionship day in and day out. 

Palm Springs, California 

Palm Springs, California, is too hot in the summer. However, the heat decreases in the winter  months, making it perfect for a winter retreat. 

I love Palm Springs because it feels like a getaway from a big city while providing all the gay  amenities you desire. 

Let's not forget about clothing-optional day passes at CCBC Resort, which provides all the play  spaces you need and horny men looking for some fun asap. Pair this with the newer Sex Club  541, and you can have fun as long as you want. 

If nudity is not your thing, there are several gay bars in town for you to try, restaurants galore,  and several sites to choose from. 

Phoenix, Arizona 

Phoenix is well known throughout the snowbird community. But I bet you did not know that  there are more gay bars in this city than in Palm Springs and Los Angeles combined. 

Although Phoenix is not known as a gay destination, it has a gay scene for everyone. If you're  interested in a festival, check out Pride near the end of October. 

That's It For Now

I can go on and on. Many gay and mighty sexy destinations around the globe can help you  release some of that manly tension with a warm and supple mouth. But I've been to many of  these, and I can tell you how great they really are. 

Got any suggestions for us? Send us an email. Let us know which gay destinations you love.

November 08, 2024 — Andrew Christian
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