Listen, we all love a man in his natural state—naked, dripping wet, and preferably in our bed. But let’s be real—sometimes clothes make the man… or at least make us stare long enough to develop a new fetish.

Whether it’s the way certain fabrics cling to all the right places or how a well-put-together outfit screams “I care about my appearance and therefore I probably smell good,” some outfits just hit different.

So, let’s break it down—here are 6 types of clothes that will ALWAYS turn men on (and yes, we’re judging your closet).

1. Formal Wear: Business Daddy Energy

Nothing screams “I own a yacht and have incredible stamina” like a man in a suit. The crisp lines, the tailored fit, the way dress pants magically lift even the flattest of asses—it’s all working in their favor.

Bonus points for a guy who knows how to roll up his sleeves just right. Extra bonus points if he loosens his tie in a way that suggests he’s about to absolutely ruin you.

2. Athleisure: The Art of the Print

Gym wear? Sexy. Joggers that just barely hug the thighs? Dangerous. Compression shorts under tiny gym shorts? Illegal in 47 states (and my heart).

Men in athleisure look like they just finished a hard workout (or are about to give you one). And let’s not forget—athletic shorts almost never include underwear. So, everything is swinging, jiggling, and reminding us why we love cardio.

3. Tank Tops: The Peekaboo Effect

Tank tops are basically lingerie for men. They show just enough while still leaving a little mystery. Whether it’s a deep side cut that gives us a sneak peek at their pecs (and maybe a little nipple), or a tight fit that hugs their torso, a man in a tank top is a walking thirst trap.

Pro tip: Gray sweatpants season is elite, but have you ever seen a guy in a gray tank top? Game over.

4. College Boy Core: AKA “Does He Even Own Underwear?”

Small gym shorts, an oversized hoodie, and the undeniable chaotic energy of a man who barely thought about his outfit but still looks insanely hot.

This look is especially powerful because:

• • Tiny shorts mean huge potential for thigh appreciation.
• • No underwear (again, chaotic energy).
• • That “rolled out of bed but still smells amazing” vibe.

It’s giving “he just finished a frat house beer pong tournament but would still absolutely wreck you in bed.”

5. Soccer Shorts or Rugby Shorts: The Thigh Revolution

We, as a society, do not appreciate men’s thighs enough.

Soccer and rugby shorts fix that problem by showcasing the goods—strong legs, sculpted quads, and just a little too much movement when they walk. Plus, if he casually rests his hands on his thighs while sitting? Yeah, I just fainted.

Pro tip: If you can see the outline of his phone and wallet through his shorts, you can probably also see other things.

6. The Perfectly Put-Together Outfit: Effort is Sexy

Let’s be real—there’s nothing hotter than a man who actually knows how to dress himself.

Not just throwing on whatever t-shirt was closest to the bed, but an outfit that fits, makes sense, and suggests he owns at least one mirror. A tailored look shows he cares about himself, and you know what’s sexy? Self-care.

Because if he takes care of his outfits, he probably takes care of other things too… 😉

Final Thoughts: Clothes Can Get You Laid

Moral of the story? Men in sexy clothes = dangerously hot. A man who knows how to dress is a man who knows how to undress—and honestly, we love that for us.

So, fellas, take notes: Throw on a well-fitted outfit, grab some short shorts, and let those thighs breathe. You never know who’s watching… 👀