Alright, babes, let’s talk about something near and dear to our hearts—and other places: rimming. Whether you’re the host of the evening or the guest with an appetite, prepping for a fabulous time down south is not just about enthusiasm; it’s about proper hygiene and a dash of consideration.

So, before you get those legs up, spread that cheeky charm, and let someone explore your secret garden, read these tips. Because if you’re not bringing your A-game, what are you doing?

Step 1: Douche Like a Pro

First things first: if you’re planning on inviting company to your backyard, make sure the lawn is mowed and the patio is spotless. That means douching. But here’s the thing—it’s not just about flushing and calling it a day.

When you’re done with your little irrigation session, you’re not finished yet, sis. Make sure to give everything a thorough rinse afterward. Yes, we mean inside and out. And don’t you dare forget that little area above the hole, near your coccyx. That’s where their nose might be if you’re on all fours, and honey, no one wants a surprise scent during dessert.

Step 2: Shower After You Douche

Some of y’all are really out here thinking you can douche and go. No ma’am! The moment you’ve expelled the last of that cleansing water, hit the showers. Clean the outside as thoroughly as you cleaned the inside.

And a pro tip for my fellow bottoms: wash your feet while you’re at it. Why? Let’s just say some of us have very talented and creative tops who might find themselves appreciating your toes during the festivities. Keep those babies soft, clean, and ready for admiration.

Step 3: Scrub-a-Dub-Dub the Entire Area

Think of rimming prep like hosting a dinner party. You wouldn’t invite guests over and only clean the dining room, right? No, you’re scrubbing the whole house. That means the surrounding real estate, including your taint, cheeks, and yes, the aforementioned coccyx.

Use a gentle exfoliant if you’re feeling extra fancy. It not only keeps things clean but ensures your skin is as smooth as your best pickup line.

Step 4: Hydrate and Moisturize

Here’s a step that gets overlooked: moisturizing. After all that cleaning, your skin deserves a little TLC. Use a gentle, unscented lotion or a specialized moisturizer to keep the area soft and kissable. Plus, no one wants to encounter dry or irritated skin during their exploration.

Step 5: The Nose Knows

If you’re thinking, “Oh, I don’t need to do all this. It’s fine,” let me stop you right there. The person about to go face-first into your nether regions will absolutely notice if you’ve skimped on your hygiene. And nothing kills the mood faster than realizing someone phoned in their prep work.

Do this for yourself, but also do it for them. Rimming is a team sport, and no one likes an unprepared teammate.

Step 6: Don’t Forget Confidence

Last but certainly not least: own it. Once you’ve done all this prep, walk into that bedroom like the superstar you are. You’re clean, you’re ready, and you’re about to make someone’s night unforgettable. Confidence is the cherry on top of all this fabulous effort.

Rimming can be an absolute delight for both parties, but only when everyone involved comes correct—literally. A little extra effort goes a long way, and trust me, your partner will notice and appreciate it.

So, go ahead and treat yourself to a proper prep routine. Because when you’re about to get rimmed, honey, you’re not just opening a door—you’re rolling out the red carpet. 💋

January 09, 2025 — Andrew Christian
Tags: Sex Tips