We need to talk about something that happens to the best of us. You’re horny, he’s hot, you’re finally in position, and just as you slide it in…

Boom. Bust. Fireworks. Show’s over. 💦

Before you spiral into a shame spiral, let me say this loud for the tops in the back: it’s okay. You didn’t ruin the night. You’re not broken. You’re just a man with a very excitable penis and great taste in partners. Honestly? That’s kind of a compliment.

But if you’re looking for ways to ride out the moment with confidence (and maybe even turn it into round two), here are 5 things to do when your cannon goes off a little early.

1. Own It Like a Rockstar

Look, pretending it didn’t happen only makes it more awkward. Just be real. Laugh it off. Say, “Well damn, you’re too hot for your own good.” Flash a grin. Maybe a wink. Suddenly you’re not the guy who finished too fast — you’re the guy whose dick couldn’t handle the fantasy becoming reality. Iconic.

2. Get Into Round Two Mode

This is not the end, darling. It’s a pause.

Most guys will tell you: they don’t care when you cum — they care what happens next. Take a little break, rehydrate, play with your partner’s body, whisper something filthy, and when the moment feels right… boom, you’re back in action. Recharged. Revived. Reborn.

Pro tip: Round Two usually lasts longer anyway.

3. Turn the Tables (and the Positions)

Okay, you just let go. Now let him take over. Eat him out. Finger him. Use your hands. Use your words. Use your tongue like a certified freak. Sex isn’t just about pounding until one of you screams — it’s about connection, pleasure, and getting creative.

Spoiler alert: if you turn your focus to his pleasure, he won’t even remember you popped early. He’ll be too busy moaning your name.

4. Embrace the Mini-Round Lifestyle

Who said sex has to be a marathon? Some of us are sprinters. Fast finishers. Efficient kings. And that’s hot too — especially if you’re a two-round minimum kinda guy.

Lots of guys prefer a few short, intense sessions with breaks to cuddle and snack between. So don’t be ashamed. Be proud. You’re a man of momentum.

5. Normalize It. Seriously.

Premature orgasm isn’t a failure. It’s not a flaw. It’s not a reason to feel embarrassed. It’s just your body saying “oh HELL yes” a little faster than expected. It happens. And in queer sex, we get to define what good sex is — and honey, it’s never just about a single climax.

Connection, chemistry, communication? That’s what makes sex unforgettable. And if you’re in bed with someone who gets that? You’re golden.