Dear Men, Thank You for Being Shirtless in Public
Ah, that magical time of year when the temperatures rise, the birds sing, and—most importantly—the shirts start coming off.
To all the men who bravely step out into the world with nothing but confidence and a little SPF, I just want to say: thank you. No, really. Thank you for your service to the community. You are the unsung heroes of spring and summer, the reason sunglasses exist (so we can stare discreetly), and quite frankly, the motivation for a lot of us to leave the house.
It's Shirtless Season, Boys
For those of us who live in places where winter drags on forever, spotting the first shirtless man of the season is practically a spiritual experience. One minute, we’re bundled in layers, trying to survive, and the next—bam! A six-pack glistening in the sun like it was placed there by the gods themselves.
People in warm climates don’t understand the pure euphoria of this moment. Y’all get to experience year-round shirtlessness—meanwhile, we’re out here treating the first shirtless jogger of the season like a rare Pokémon sighting.
Public Shirtlessness: A Civic Duty
Look, it’s not just about us being thirsty (though, let’s be real, that’s part of it). Public shirtlessness is a celebration of the male form, a visual delight that adds a little sparkle to an otherwise dull day.
So, to the men who strip down and bless us with their bare chests while jogging, playing basketball, or simply existing—we see you, we appreciate you, and we support your continued efforts.
Stay shirtless, stay sexy, and remember: it’s hot out here… so take it off.
