Edging Before the Gym? How Being Horny Can Boost Your Workout
Alright, gym bunnies, let’s talk about a little pre-workout routine that nobody puts on their fitness tracker: edging. Yes, that delicious, agonizing practice of getting yourself right to the edge of release… and then stopping. Why would anyone willingly do this? Oh, honey, because it might just turn you into a beast in the gym.
The Science (Or Just My Horny Logic) Behind It
Think about it: when you’re edging, your whole body is in high alert mode—your blood is pumping, your focus is laser-sharp, and your muscles are tense like you just heard a juicy piece of gossip. In other words, you’re primed for action.
Testosterone levels? Through the roof. Energy levels? Sky-high. Motivation? Babes, you’re about to lift weights like you’re trying to impress an OnlyFans daddy.
Why It Works
1. More Energy & Aggression – That pent-up frustration? Channel it into beast-mode reps. No more wimpy sets; we’re lifting big today.
2. Increased Focus – You’re not staring at your phone between sets—you’re locked in. No distractions, just raw, unfiltered thirst-fueled gains.
3. Extra Stamina – Edging is literally training your body for endurance. If you can last through multiple rounds of self-imposed denial, you can definitely push through that last set of squats.
4. Stronger Mind-Muscle Connection – Let’s be real, when you’re edging, you’re hyperaware of every sensation. Apply that to your workout, and suddenly you’re feeling every contraction, every pump, every little muscle fiber crying out in pleasure (or pain, but same thing, right?).
5. You Feel Like a Walking Thirst Trap – Being a little backed up makes you walk different, talk different, lift different. You’ll be strutting around the gym like you own the place. And let’s not forget—post-workout shower? Pure danger zone.
The Rules (Because We Need Boundaries, Babe)
Do NOT finish before the gym. That post-nut lethargy? It’s real. No one’s hitting PRs when they just want to nap and cuddle.
Time it right. A quick 5-minute tease won’t cut it—get yourself worked up before heading out the door.
Hydrate. I don’t know if this actually matters, but I feel like it’s always good advice.
Use the frustration. Let every grunt, moan, and flex at the gym be your release.
Final Verdict: Worth Trying?
Babes, if you’ve never edged before a gym session, consider this your official call to action. You might just unlock a new level of fitness (and, let’s be honest, sexual tension so thick you could bench press it).
Try it, report back, and remember—save the nut for later. 😏
