Article written by Eris Chase

Maybe it’s the hottie rideshare driver, or the babe who knee bumps you in the steam room. It could be the smoke show you just scrolled by on a hookup app, or the server who can’t stop eye-fucking you. All day long, life presents us with opportunities for a bit of spontaneous anonymous sex. It’s a chance to drop your inhibitions and liberate your naughty side. A chance to shed labels and judgments. A chance to truly let go with no strings attached. Sounds nice, right? Well, come along as we dive into the tantalizing realm of anonymous ecstasy.

Explore Your Raw Primal Desires

Going anonymous is a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in a very low-pressure way. You don’t need to have an ‘A Game’, or, honestly, any game at all. What you need is a fearless free spirit and someone to briefly share it with. Have you always wanted to be pushed to your knees by a leather Daddy in the club bathroom so you can show off your gold medal-winning cock-sucking skills while they throat-fuck you? Anonymous hookups have got you! Are you short on time but have just enough for a friendly reciprocal “gay handshake”? Anonymous hookups love a friendly handjob! You’re the best top to ever top, but curiosity has you wanting to know why bottoms seem to be having so much fun? There is an anonymous top just waiting for you! Let go and let your instincts lead you into a liberated release.

Don’t Speak

It’s like a song that writes itself. I don’t need to know your name. I don’t need to know your favorite color. I don’t need to know your favorite food, where you went to school, your hopes, your dreams, or where you see yourself in 5 years. We don’t need to meet for coffee, drinks, dinner, or a movie. No talk, small or big, is needed. Truly, all I need to know is if you want to spit or swallow? Bottom or top? Basic handjob or some light fingering added in? Anonymous means just that, anonymous. You keep the details of your personal self to yourself; you are strictly there to get off and get on.

Lower Your Bar... Umm... Even Lower

The anonymous hookup is a perfect opportunity to not take sex so seriously. Will it be the most incredible sexual encounter of your life with the most magnificent stranger you’ve ever met? Can’t lie to you here, babes, probably not. Can it be a trippy jaunt? A filthy romp? A trashy good time? Oh, absolutely! You just have to drop your walls, leave your nitpicking behind and set yourself free to drown in fast and furious pleasure. You can also leave your best acts of seduction at home for this one. It’s all about a mysterious journey into release with a willing participant. Keep it fun, lusty, and hot, but don’t go overboard into territory that could lead to disappointment. You are there for explosive orgasms with zero commitment, not the start of the next great windswept romance. Nothing says your dalliance can’t turn into more, but keep the expectations of continued interest to a minimum.

Do Not Get Into the Van Marked ‘Free Candy’

Girl.... And we can’t say this loud enough, keep yourself safe! You are entering the world of sexual pleasure with the unknown partner. Not the time to give out your gate code, share where you do your banking, get in a car to an undisclosed location, or tell them your mother's middle name, the street you grew up on, and the name of your first pet. It is the time to set a few boundaries, a couple of hard no’s, safe words, etc. You’re there for the thrill of it. Be wild, messy, and untamed but in a way that doesn’t compromise your safety.

Last Encouragement

Now, go! Get out there! Seriously... stop reading and go, go, go! Indulge in the ecstasy of the unknown. Revel in the freedom to explore without restraint. Get swept up in a whirlwind of passion. Set a few boundaries, communicate your needs, and above all, enjoy the ride. Cheers to the joy of getting naughty to feel oh-so-nice!

March 13, 2024 — Andrew Christian