How to Make a Smaller Penis the King of the Bed

Article written by Maya Vukovska

I will start with a little story.

Pablo Picasso was in Paris when a fan approached, holding a napkin, and asked him if he could scribble something on it. Picasso politely agreed, did a quick catch on the napkin, and when handing it back, asked for a million Francs.

“But how could you ask for so much money for something that took you two minutes to draw!”, indignantly exclaimed the admirer.

“No,” replied the painter, “it took me forty years to draw this in two minutes.”

Now, do you see how this story applies to today’s blog topic? You may have the perfect tool but it won’t help you create a masterpiece if you lack talent and practice. The same is valid about dicks and sex. Even if you are an owner of a tiny penis, you still can have great sex that’s worth even more than a million Francs!

Confidence is the key

Have you noticed that at karaoke bars the most applauses go to the confident singers and not necessarily to the really good ones? Confidence is the key to making a great first impression. So, if you are thinking of having sex with a guy for the first time, don’t let your 5-inch dick ruin the experience. Even when he pushes you onto the bed, reaches into your boxers, and feels the pickle, don’t stop and definitely don’t enter an apologetic mode. Instead, look the guy right into the eye, wink, and say, “Don’t get fooled by the size, handsome!”

Don’t date a size queen

If you have insurmountable issues with your dick size, then you’d better make sure in advance you haven’t swept right on some size queen - you know, a guy who will only have sex with very well-endowed men. To size queens, anything less than 9 inches is a waste of time. A date with a guy with such size requirements can only add to your frustration. Plus, people who want to know if you are XL or XXL even before they get to know your name, are bad news.

You can have a small instrument and be an excellent top…just because you’re gay

Comparing gay and straight guys with small dicks, guess who are the luckier ones in sex? Correct, the gays. And I’ll tell you why. As a rule, vaginal sex requires a larger penis. Just do the math: the vagina of an aroused woman can stretch to four to eight inches to allow something to go in (or out). The prostate, on the other hand, sits just 2 inches inside the rectum, which means you don’t need anything longer than that to reach and stimulate it. The fact that the prostate is not far inside makes the guys who declare they are into big dick look greedy.

If they want it really deep…

In case your partner needs every little bit of length up his ass, here’s a trick. It’s called “Splitting Bamboo” - a classic Kama Sutra sex position that is not only a fun variation of the missionary but also guarantees deep penetration. The bottoming partner lies on his side and raises one leg in the air. The top straddles the leg that rests on the bed, floor, wherever, and while holding the raised leg, trusts his way into the ass. There are a couple of perks of this position: A) it is physically easy to perform, B) you get good depth even with a 4-incher, and C) it leaves the bottoming partner’s hands free for him to stroke his penis while being fucked.

Improve your hip flexibility

Why you need it? That will make you a champion thruster, my friend. You can achieve it through a set of stretching exercises. If you are not familiar with those, you can find plenty of tutorials on YouTube. By doing those exercises regularly, you’ll soon feel the difference. Once you get rid of the tight tips, you’ll say goodbye also to all the unsatisfied sex partners.

Use toys and props

If you can’t do the job all by yourself, you gonna need inanimate wingmen. But if you are afraid that adding toys to your love-making game will make you look pathetic, you’re wrong - it will have just the opposite effect. Using dildos, butt plugs, ball chains, and, why not, anal hooks will make you look like a confident badass in bed.

What have we learned so far? First, big penises do not necessarily guarantee earth-altering sex, especially when we are talking about gay anal sex. Second, you need confidence and willingness to try new things. And if none of the above-mentioned pieces of advice work for you, here’s a final one: Go out and find a partner with a tight, small ass, because, believe me, he’ll be grateful for a small dick!