Summer is in full swing, and everyone has decided to stop wearing clothes. You step outside and it’s abs, thighs, tank tops clinging in all the right places, and swim briefs riding up in ways that can only be described as divine intervention.

You’re sweating—and not just because of the sun.

So how do you keep your cool when you’re surrounded by temptation on every towel, rooftop, and beach chair? Here’s your official guide to staying chill while everyone around you is dangerously hot.

1. Hydrate. And No, Vodka Doesn’t Count.

We know that frozen cocktail looked cute in your hand, but if you’re surrounded by shirtless men in mesh tanks, you’re going to need actual water. Like, the kind that stops you from passing out while pretending not to stare. Bonus: being the guy who offers someone water in the middle of a heatwave? That’s flirtation and emotional intelligence.

2. Breathe Like You’re Not Undressing Him With Your Eyes

You’ve locked eyes with someone in a boy bikini. He smiled. You felt your soul leave your body. It’s okay. Breathe. In through the nose, out through the fake laugh you do when someone tells you “it’s just a pool party, not an orgy.” Ground yourself. Or lean into it. Either works.

3. Strategically Choose Your Seat

Position matters. Facing the sun? Risky. Facing the crowd? Dangerous. Facing your crush while pretending to scroll your phone? Iconic. Just make sure you’re not accidentally in the splash zone during synchronized diving practice.

4. Wear Less. Look Cool. Be Cool.

That tight mesh tank you packed “just in case”? This is the case. Those shorts that basically double as underwear? Absolutely. Nothing says composed like knowing you’re a walking thirst trap and still managing to be polite to the bartender. Serve skin, serve confidence, serve chilled.

5. Know When to Flirt—and When to Fan Yourself

There’s a time to strike up conversation. There’s also a time to silently appreciate from a safe, non-thirsty distance. If your tongue is dry, your heart is racing, and you’ve already said “sooo hot today, right?” three times—take a beat. Reapply SPF. Strategize. Maybe offer to help him put sunscreen on his back. Smooth.

6. Don’t Be Weird. Be Direct (But Cute)

Everyone’s already half-naked and lightly sun-drunk. If you feel the vibe, just say hey. “You look great in that” goes a long way. So does “Want to join me in the shade?” Bonus points if you say it with your sunglasses pulled halfway down your nose. Instant movie moment.

7. Accept That You Will Sweat—and Own It

Sweat is not the enemy. You’re not here to stay perfectly dry. You’re here to sparkle with pheromones, tan lines, and maybe just a little chest glisten. Lean into it. You’re not overheating. You’re just reacting appropriately to all the visual stimuli around you.

This summer, you don’t need to keep it together. You just need to enjoy the heat—and maybe offer a towel to someone who looks like they need one (or who wants to borrow yours).

Stay cool. Stay hot. Stay… slightly flustered. That’s what summer’s for.