Girls, gays, and theys—gather ‘round, because we need to talk. The days of filling our carts with cheap, poorly made fast fashion from who-knows-where are officially OVER. That’s right, your $4 crop top addiction just got hit with some serious tariffs, and suddenly, that “bargain” isn’t looking so cute anymore.

Yep, it’s time to say au revoir to those dirt-cheap fast fashion hauls that take three weeks to arrive and fall apart after one wash. The recent U.S. tariffs on packages from China are making it a literal nightmare to buy those sketchy overseas finds—and honestly, we're not sad about it.

Tariffs, Delays & Hidden Fees—Oh My!

As of now, ordering from overseas fast fashion sites isn’t just a waiting game—it’s also a financial gamble. Why? Because the new tariffs mean that U.S. customs will now assign surprise taxes TO YOU at the port of entry, often leaving customers with an unexpected bill they had no clue was coming. Imagine spending $10 on a pair of flimsy briefs, only to find out you owe an extra $15 in customs fees when they arrive. Make it make sense!

And don’t even get me started on the delays! With new duties and inspections in place (while everything is already understaffed), your order could sit in customs limbo for weeks—by the time you finally get that “hot new outfit,” it’s already out of style!

The Dirty Secret of Cheap Fashion

Look, we all love a deal, but let’s be real—there’s a reason those overseas fast fashion brands can sell clothes for the price of a latte. Many of these brands rely on child labor, forced labor, and horrifying working conditions to keep their prices absurdly low. That “steal” of a deal? It’s built on exploitation.

Sometimes prices really are too good to be true. It’s 2025, besties. We deserve better.

February 06, 2025 — Andrew Christian
Tags: Hot Product