It’s here. The season of tan lines, tequila spritzers, and boys who suddenly “just love hiking” because shirtless selfies hit different with a mountain view. Welcome to summer—aka, gay mating season.

And whether you’re hitting the beach, a rooftop bar, or that pool party your ex is definitely going to, this is the time to flirt like your DMs depend on it. So pull out your tiniest swim briefs, lube up those calves, and let’s get into it.

Here’s how to serve, sizzle, and secure that summer flirtation—without slipping into total chaos (unless that’s your goal).

1. Dress Loudly (Even if You Don’t Talk Much)

Flirting starts before you even open your mouth. That neon swim thong? It’s not subtle, and that’s the point. Confidence is the accessory. Bonus points for mesh, zippers, or anything that says, “I might be single and just hydrated enough to make good choices.”

2. Lock Eyes, Not Screens

Yes, the lighting is great. Yes, you look hot. Yes, you’re allowed one thirst trap per pool party. But the real power move? Looking up. Eye contact across the pool is the gay mating call. Smile. Sip your drink. Look again. If he’s still looking, you’re in. If not, pivot to his friend. No shame.

3. Compliment Something Weird

Everyone tells him he has great arms. Be the guy who notices his cute laugh, his vintage sunglasses, or the fact that he’s the only person not dripping nacho cheese on his swim briefs. Unexpected compliments stick. (And usually lead to sticky situations of the fun variety.)

4. Keep It Light, Keep It Thirsty

Flirting isn’t a job interview. You’re not here to find a tax accountant. You’re here to vibe. So keep the convo playful. Ask him if he’s trouble. Ask him how he smells this good in 90-degree heat. Ask him if he wants to “reapply sunscreen” somewhere more private. You know, for safety.

5. Know When to Close the Deal… or Walk Away

Some flirts are full stories. Some are short poems. Not every wink leads to a number, and that’s okay. If it’s going well, shoot your shot. Suggest a drink, a swim, or whatever’s next on your agenda. If he’s not feeling it, bless him with a smile and move on. You’re hot. There are options.

6. Hydrate. For Real.

Flirting is cardio. Whether you’re flexing in the shallow end or dancing under the sun, you need water. Bonus: offering a guy water is an underrated move. It says, “I’m flirty, responsible, and potentially someone’s husband.”

Summer is short, but your charm is eternal. So whether you’re diving into something casual, sweet, spicy, or all of the above, just remember—flirting should be fun. You’re not auditioning for love. You’re just reminding the world that you’re hot, available, and ready to make this summer one for the books (or at least the group chat).

So go on. Wink boldly. Touch gently. Wear less.

Sun’s out. Your buns should be too.